Journey in Life: 11/23/17

Thursday, November 23, 2017

"A girl with a golden cradle doesn't remain long in her father's house" nghĩa là gì?

'A girl with a golden cradle doesn't remain long in her father's house' 
~ ngạn ngữ Armenia

= bé gái nằm trong nôi vàng sẽ không ở nhà cha mẹ lâu

-> người con gái được sinh ra trong gia đình giàu có sẽ có nhiều người theo đuổi và kết hôn sớm, "tiểu thư nhà giàu"...

grand palace, bangkok, thailand, 18/11/2017.

Quảng cáo kem đánh răng hay nhất 2017

người mẫu tay phải cầm kem đánh răng, ngồi bên những củ hành, khỏa thân -> bị cấm luôn, ảnh đây,

-> để không bị cấm thì đáng nhẽ nên mặc quần áo cho... hành :D
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...The black and white image, seemingly of a woman wearing only a pair of strappy heels, pictured her reclining in a chair with one leg placed on top of a table and the other on the ground.

A cluster of onions were placed on the table beside the model, whose buttocks (mông đít) and groin (háng) area were obscured (bị che mờ) by the arm of the chair.

She could be seen holding a tube of the product for BOCA organic toothpastes.

A subsequent investigation ruled that it was “voyeurisitic” (thị dâm) and breached rules regarding “harm and offence".

Bài trước: Điều răn mới

Điều răn mới

tha thứ là "khi muốn nhổ ra thì nuốt lại"... :)
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A church in Edgewater is changing its sign after a message about forgiveness was misinterpreted by many in the community as a sexual innuendo (lời ám chỉ, bóng gió).

The sign outside the Bella Villa Baptist Church read: "Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit."

Representatives from the church say the sign was "completely innocent" and was "intended as encouragement to forgive." However, many interpreted the sign in a salacious (tục tĩu, dâm ô) manner.

A woman in the community posted the sign on Facebook, saying she did a U-turn to come back and take a photo. Many people commented with laughter, with another writing, "Don't think they thought this through."

Quán cà phê nổi tiếng tại Paris

có thể nhâm nhi ly cà phê trong tình trạng... 'không mảnh vải che thân' :), ảnh đây,
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A country known for its laissez-faire attitude to nudity, France already boasts stacks of beaches, campsites and pools that can be enjoyed in the nude.

But now, Paris has opened its first-ever naked restaurant where diners can bare all while tucking in to dinner, Le Parisien reports.

Aptly named O’naturel, the restaurant opened to the public on Friday after a successful private dinner reserved exclusively for the Paris Naturist Association on Thursday...

Điểm dừng chân không thể bỏ qua khi đến Thụy Sĩ

đến núi Oetscher để ngắm... dương vật khổng lồ nhé... :), ảnh đây,
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If you know a man who’s a bit insecure of his manhood, then I’d recommend they don’t visit the Austrian Alps. Why? Because a giant wooden penis has been erected on top of a 1,893 metre-high (6,211 ft) mountain. Somehow and for some reason, someone has managed to plonk a huge sculpture of an erect penis right at the top of Mount Oetscher. The phallic statue, nestled on an Alpine peak in south-western Lower Austria, was discovered by blogger Marika Roth. She said of the sculpture: ‘I believe the Oetscher just got a new mascot.’

News of the erect wooden penis quickly spread across the country, with bemused locals discussing the identity of the anonymous artist behind the statue. People are also puzzled as to how they managed to get it to the top of the mountain without anyone spotting it. The Oetscher ski lift operators were equally puzzled by the penis, but seemingly embraced the artwork as a future tourist attraction. One wrote jokingly on social media: ‘With us, not only winter is coming.’

Kế hoạch tổ chức Lễ kỷ niệm ngày nhà giáo Việt Nam 20/11

chú ý xem kỹ bài trình bày của diễn giả, đề phòng sự cố bài của khách mời chiếu hình ảnh khiêu dâm trên màn hình lớn... :)
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A guest speaker was removed from Midlothian High School Monday morning after an inappropriate picture appeared on a large screen during his career day presentation, according to school officials.

Bí quyết tăng doanh số bán hàng mùa Giáng sinh

thuốc chữa bất lực và rối loạn cương dương là tăng mạnh nhất...
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Pressure at Christmas can impact on men physically, explains pharmacist
Reports suggest there is an increase in demand as much as up to 61%
Stores expect sales of newly-launched tadalafil – which lasts 36 hours – to rocket
Pill lasts up to eight times longer than Viagra and is available for as little as £2

They may not have decided what to buy their loved ones for Christmas but it seems plenty of men are gearing up for a very happy festive period according to sales data for erectile dysfunction (rối loạn cương dương) drugs.
Pharmacies have reported a spike in prescriptions for popular medication to sustain erections.
Reports suggest there has been an increase in demand by as much as up to 61 per cent, compared with a typical month.

Lời khuyên chân thành về cuộc sống bạn nên đọc một lần trong đời

photo credit: nypost.

đó là "bế tinh" có thể dẫn đến mù mắt, be careful...
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We all know that a mind-blowing orgasm (tột đỉnh của khoái cảm tình dục) can take us to heady (dễ bốc lên đầu, dễ say) heights. But blindingly good sex can be just that — blinding. Reaching that hotly anticipated climax can actually burst a blood vessel (làm vỡ mạch máu) in your eye (trong mắt) and impair (làm hư hỏng, làm hại) your vision (tầm nhìn). That’s what happened to one unlucky man from Southampton, England — a port city 75 south-west of London.

The 29-year-old went to the hospital after noticing part of his vision was impaired in his left eye. He told doctors he had “vigorous sexual intercourse (giao hợp, giao cấu)” the night before, but he hadn’t noticed the problem with his sight until the next morning.

...“During orgasm the valsalva manoeuvre [holding your breath to prevent an orgasm = bế tinh] can produce a sudden increase in retinal (võng mạc) venous (tĩnh mạch) pressure  (áp suất) resulting in vessel rupture (vỡ, nứt, rách) and haemorrhagic (xuất huyết) retinopathy (bệnh màng lưới),” the British Medical Journal case report noted.

Mở khóa bằng vân tay đã không còn an toàn như "hồi xưa" nữa

máy bay đi bali phải hạ cánh khẩn cấp ở ấn độ khi bà vợ người iran nổi điên do phát hiện chồng ngoại tình, bằng cách dùng ngón tay của chồng để mở khóa điện thoại khi chồng đang ngủ...
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A plane headed to Bali had to make an emergency landing after a woman went ballistic and started fighting her husband over his alleged affair.

as the husband was sleeping, his wife used his hand to unlock his fingerprint-protected cell phone. As she was going through it, the woman reportedly discovered her husband was being unfaithful.

She then started hitting her husband. Crew members on the flight tried to calm the situation down, but when they couldn't get the woman to stop attacking her spouse, the pilot decided to land in Chennai, India. Times of India reported that alcohol played a role in the mid-flight brawl (cãi lộn ầm ĩ).