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Friday, January 24, 2020

Chia tay Kỷ Hợi - Vui đón Canh Tý

tuổi kỷ mùi kết thúc năm kỷ hợi thật thành công, mong một năm mới tràn đầy năng lượng tích cực cho những thành quả mới...

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Bài trước: Trường mầm non Golden Kids

Liệu bạn có đủ nhanh?

để (có thể) lấy được tinh dịch cá mập :D
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Prodding (chọc, đâm, thúc; thúc đẩy, kích động (cố gắng); khêu gợi) the genitals (bộ phận sinh dục ngoài) of live great white sharks (cá mập trắng khổng lồ) is only for the bravest of marine researchers, of which SeaWorld’s Gisele Montano may be the boldest.

Her job is to collect semen (tinh dịch) samples from the great white sharks caught by the nonprofit OCEARCH, in hopes of learning about where they mate, give birth and nurse along the East Coast.

Asked how she does this safely — given her patients are 1,000-pound apex (đỉnh, ngọn, chỏm) predators (dã thú, động vật ăn thịt; người lợi dụng người khác (nhất là về (tài chính) và tình dục)) — Montano confides (tâm sự) that it’s not scary (không đáng sợ), but it is difficult.

“I have to be very fast and use a very big syringe”...

A catheter (ống thông đường tiểu) is also required, she says.

"Keep you on your toes" nghĩa là gì?

Photo by: jose aljovin on Unsplash

"Keep one on one's toes" = khiến bạn trên (đầu) ngón chân -> nghĩa là luôn sẵn sàng cho những tình huống có thể xảy ra; đề cao cảnh giác, căng như dây đàn, không lơ là...

Ví dụ
Such prospects will keep you on your toes, all right. You can’t fall in lust (thèm khát) with the views up here. Oh, you probably will anyway. But best keep your wits about you — head on a swivel, knees loose (giãn), skis together, mind clear.

You’ll experience sensations (cảm giác) that keep you on your toes. Tiny distractions (xao nhãng), a buzzy feeling, nervousness, they’re all indications of heightened awareness. They will pass. Find the gift in them before they do.

He claims his nine grandchildren keep him on his toes, and they also keep him young. Aside from his large immediate family, he also has many family members in Israel.

Ngọc Lân

Sau đây là bất kỳ đâu

một cặp đôi làm tình trên sân ga tàu điện ngầm Manhattan sáng chủ nhật... :D
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The 200-pound man started having sex with the woman on the platform in front of several other subway riders, according to police.

It was unclear if they got on the train after they got off but police did release a photograph of the man wanted (bị truy nã) in connection with (liên quan, dính líu tới) the incident (vụ việc).

They did not have a photo or any information on the woman...

Có không giữ, mất đừng tìm

nông dân làng Agasha biểu tình vì bị mất... âm hộ, sau khi đức cha của giáo xứ St. Michael cầu nguyện cho thì mới... lấy lại được :D
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Daily Trust gathered (tập hợp, tụ tập) from the villagers that some persons including male and female in the community have unexplainably (không giải thích nổi) lost their genitals within a space of one month.

A villager in the area alleged that the private parts of the complainants (nguyên đơn, người khiếu nại) were missing following the activities of some suspected ritualists within the community, saying that after a Parish Priest of St. Michael’s Catholic Parish in Agasha prayed for them, the organs were restored.

...I asked the Reverend Father if he had confirmed that their genitals were missing and the Father said he hasn’t inspected them but praying for them. I then physically inspected (kiểm tra) two of them and found their manhood intact.

“I don’t know what this is all about. In fact, I’m not involved. Maybe they are reasoning spiritually. “None of the women making the claims agreed to be inspected...

Kiếm tiền cho gà ăn

một phụ nữ Tanzania bị bắt vì lấy tiền từ atm của người dùng, cảnh sát khám mãi mới phát hiện ra giấu 23 thẻ atm ở... âm hộ :D
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...Police in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, said they suspected (tình nghi, nghi ngờ) her of stealing (ăn trộm) money from bank users after illegally (phạm pháp) obtaining their ATM cards.

Halima was reportedly arrested on Tuesday at a bank ATM gallery in Mbagala area of Dar es Salaam, when a bank official saw her use different ATM cards of the same bank to withdraw money from ATMs.

“After being busted (bắt giữ), Halima, a resident (cư dân) of Chalinze, tried to escape (chạy trốn), but she was cornered (bị dồn vào góc) by the bank’s security guards (bảo vệ của ngân hàng), who handed her over to police. A body search (khám xét cơ thể) conducted (tiến hành) on her yielded 23 ATM cards that had been hidden in her private parts (chỗ kín)."

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