Relationship Marketing 101. . . Revised

That's Direct Marketing. 

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of

your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in

bed."

That's Advertising. 

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone

number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed,"

That's Telemarketing. 

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him

and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his

tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the

way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations. 

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I

hear you're fantastic in bed,"

That's Brand Recognition. 

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him

into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep. 

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. 

That's Tech Support. 

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be

handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the

roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your

lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" .

That's Junk Mail. 

You see two great looking brothers at a party. You decide to take them

both home.

That's a 2 for 1 sale.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your

breast and grabs your ass .

That's Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

You like it, but 10 years later your attorney decides you were offended

and files suit.

That's America.