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When I was still married, I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of each one. Then I preceded to soak them in habanero pepper juice for an hour. I put them back in the car before he woke up. 

He told me he had to go help his mom with some things around her house. He left. 3 hours later my best friend called to tell me that she had sex with her "boyfriend" and that now she was on fire down there! My husband came home and placed an ice pack down there, saying he got burnt by something. 

Needless to say after that, he lost his wife and she lost her friend. Neither one of them knows what I did. Now if I see one of them I always ask, "Where's the fire?"
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