The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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Now I know the No. 8 and 9
8. The Stock Broker – who tells her “will up, fluctuate and lower gradually”
9. The Telephone Technician – who asks her “do you want to be on table or against the wall?”

Who can find more??? We will add here to satisfy our remaining half of the world...
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