Journey in Life: sex
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Giữa đại dịch Covid-19: mặt hàng nào sản xuất bao nhiêu cũng không đủ để bán?

hat tip to Giang Le,

bao cao su nhé, thế giới sắp cạn nguồn cung, chỉ còn đủ 2 tháng nữa..., cầu tăng trưởng 2 con số...
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Malaysia-based Karex Bhd., which makes one out of every five condoms worldwide, only restarted its factories on Friday after a week-long closure, working with just half its workforce to comply with a lockdown that the country imposed to contain (hạn chế) the spread (lây lan) of the coronavirus. The company said condoms are mainly made in China and India, which are both heavily impacted by the pandemic.

Meanwhile, demand is growing at “double digits” as governments around the world issue stay-at-home notices and many people abstain from having children (tạm thời chưa muốn sinh con) due to the uncertain future (tương lai bất định), said Goh Miah Kiat, group chief executive officer at Karex.

The company produces for brands like Durex as well as its own line of specialty condoms such as Durian-flavored (hương vị sầu riêng) ones. It churns out more than 5 billion condoms a year and exports them to more than 140 countries.

Bài trước: Có vẻ có lý

Friday, March 27, 2020

Có vẻ có lý

thượng nghị sĩ bị cáo buộc quấy rối tình dục khi đang được "giáo dục" về 'quấy rối tình dục'
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...According to an investigation (điều tra), Lucido engaged in an "unfortunate pattern" of "inappropriate workplace behavior" toward women, and has been ordered to undergo more sensitivity training. He has also been removed from the Advice and Consent Committee.

...It all started in January, after Metro Times published a story about a misogynistic (ghét đàn bà) and violent anti-Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Facebook page that Lucido was a member of. After the story was published, 22-year-old Michigan Advance reporter Allison Donahue went to the Capitol to ask Lucido about the page. That's when she alleged Lucido made inappropriate comments to her, including telling her that a group of schoolboys from Warren's Catholic high school De La Salle "could have a lot of fun with you." De La Salle was under investigation for a scandal involving alleged hazing sexual harassment on its football team.

Bài trước: Đừng làm mương

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Đừng làm mương

hãy làm tình,

một cặp đôi khỏa thân trên giường cạnh công trường dự án đào mương của chính phủ ba lan để phản đối...
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An activist (nhà hoạt động) couple spent Valentine’s day morning naked (khỏa thân) in bed on the site of a planned canal which Poland’s ruling Law and Justice (PiS) party wants to cut across a narrow strip of land (dải đất hẹp) that separates its eastern coastline from the Baltic Sea.

“Make love not canal,” said a banner held by other activists standing by the bed on the Vistula Spit, a heavily wooded sandbank (bãi cát) 55 km (35 miles) long but less than 2 km (1.25 miles) wide, enclosing a coastal lagoon.

The PiS, deeply distrustful of Russia, argues that the canal is needed for economic and security reasons (lý do an ninh và kinh tế) because the only access to the lagoon (phá, như phá tam giang) from the Baltic is currently a channel at the Russian end of the spit (mũi đất (nhô ra biển)).

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Có lẽ liên quan đến công việc đấy

giáo sư, bác sĩ 70 tuổi ở liverpool (do bị vợ cấm xem ở nhà) nên dùng máy tính ở bệnh viện để... xem phim khiêu dâm :D
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Professor Peter Davies, 70, an expert (chuyên gia) in tuberculosis (bệnh nhiễm khuẩn làm hao mòn dần sức khoẻ (xuất hiện những khối u trên mô của cơ thể, nhất là phổi); bệnh lao), used his work computer after his wife put filters on his personal PC to stop him watching porn (phim khiêu dâm) at home. Police were called in after NHS officials checked his machine at the Liverpool Heart and Chest Hospital and found he had viewed images of someone having sex with a horse and a dog (làm tình với ngựa và chó).

A chief finance officer came across ‘inappropriate browsing activity’ (lịch sử trình duyệt không đứng đắn/đúng mực) in December 2018 and it was linked to Prof Davies’ computer so he was suspended (bị đình chỉ) before being dismissed (thải hồi, sa thải) for gross (thô tục, tục tĩu, gớm guốc) misconduct (hành vi không đúng đắn (nhất là về nghề nghiệp hoặc tình dục); hành vi sai trái). He said that he had looked at the images out of curiosity (vì tò mò) but admitted he had a problem...

Có lẽ họ đang "làm phẳng đường cong"

bất chấp cảnh báo "cách ly xã hội", một đôi vẫn... làm tình trước cổng bệnh viện :D
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Despite warnings about “social distancing,” (xa cách nhân gian) a couple decided to have sex in public outside a Florida hospital, according to cops who busted (ập vào bắt giữ) the duo (cặp đôi, bộ đôi) on a pair of criminal charges (tội hình sự).

As detailed in arrest affidavits (bản khai có tuyên thệ), Ann Marie Tucker, 45, and Albert Singletary, 37, were “found to be exposing (phơi bày, phô bày) sexual organs (bộ phận sinh dục) in plain view of the public” across from St. Anthony’s Hospital in St. Petersburg.

The pair were flattening the curve (làm phẳng đường cong) one evening “in close proximity (gần, lân cận) to a no trespassing sign (biển báo cấm xâm nhập/đột nhập)”. Singletary’s “penis (dương vật), testicles (tinh hoàn), and buttocks (mông đít) were displayed within view” of nearby citizens, while Tucker’s vagina (âm đạo) was also on view earlier this month.

Bài trước: Làm gì căng

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Làm gì căng

thành viên đảng cộng hòa ở San Marco yêu cầu vũ nữ thoát y phải từ 21 tuổi trở lên...
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When it comes to strip clubs (câu lạc bộ vũ nữ khỏa thân), Jacksonville has been a freewheeling (thả xe đạp cho chạy líp (như) khi xuống dốc) town up until now.

“You can just come in and dance,” said Jacksonville City Councilwoman LeAnna Cumber, describing how the city became a sordid (bẩn thỉu, nhớp nhúa; dơ dáy (về tình trạng, địa điểm..); hèn hạ, bần tiện; tham lam, keo kiệt, hám lợi (về người, thái độ..)) stop for adult dancers of questionable legality (tình trạng hợp pháp/tính hợp pháp đáng bị đặt dấu hỏi).

Women who were underage (chưa đến tuổi trưởng thành; vị thành niên), women with felonies (trọng tội): there was nothing in code to address it.

Cumber, a first-term Republican from the San Marco area, hopes to change that civic black eye. She moved a bill this week that brings some accountability (trách nhiệm giải trình) to adult entertainment (vui chơi giải trí của thanh niên). The “narrowly tailored” bill, Cumber said, “does a number of things but the biggest is that it raised the stripping age from 18 to 21. First in the state to do so and possibly in the country.”

Chỉ mong máy bay được hạ cánh

chưa được hạ, thì vẽ vài vòng trên bầu trời chơi, hình... con CU :)
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Flight LH350, from Frankfurt to Bremen in Germany on 3 March, created a shape that looked like a penis when the aircraft was forced to circle above the airport upon arrival.

The image can be seen on FlightRadar24, a site that tracks (theo dõi) commercial flights (chuyến bay thương mại) all over the world (trên toàn thế giới).

It shared a snap (chụp màn hình) of the rude-looking flight path (đường bay trông thô tục) on social media (mạng xã hội), tweeting it alongside the caption (thuyết minh, chú thích): “LH350 landed on second landing attempt” with a crying-with-laughter emoji.

Sunday, March 8, 2020

Cần nghiệp vụ điều tra

bám đuôi khách siêu thị và đặt đồ lót nữ lên xe
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Bonifacio Gallegos, 47, was arrested by Lone Tree Police Department officers after they were alerted of the man, who was reportedly following a guest in the parking lot of the shopping center and placing women’s underwear (đồ lót nữ) on vehicles.

He was arrested and charged with (bị buộc tội) harassment (quấy rối)...

Canada: quốc gia ngoài tầm kiểm soát

trượt băng chỉ mặc đồ lót...
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Torontonians are invited to drop their drawers and bid farewell to the year by skating in their knickers this afternoon.

This is a chilly but fun twist on the traditional polar bear dip and welcomes skaters to strip down to their intimates and skate along the Bentway skate trail below the Gardiner Expressway

The best part? This fun event is absolutely free and all pre-registered skaters will receive free hot chocolate.

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Chắc phải đoạt giải Nobel

nhà khoa học tạo rùa cái 3D để nghiên cứu sở thích làm tình của rùa đực, và khẳng định con đực thích... làm tình với con cái to hơn :D
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...‘If a typical male encounters many females of varying sizes, which happens because of the unusual overwintering habits of this species, and cannot possibly mate with all of them, he should prefer to mate with the larger ones,’ Bulté wrote in an article summarizing the experiment in The Conversation.

Bulté and his team used a 3D printer to create two artificial female ‘sex dolls’ to test the reaction from males in the mood for mating.

Bạn có đọc được bài này không?

thuốc chữa rối loạn cương dương có thể gây tác hại đến thị giác...
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Erectile dysfunction drugs can lead to prolonged retinal ((giải phẫu) (thuộc) màng lưới, (thuộc) võng mạc (mắt)) dysfunction (rối loạn),

“Sildenafil, also known as the little blue pill (viên kim cương màu xanh) or Viagra, is a common medication (thuốc chữa phổ biến) for men who need a little downstairs perk-me-up, but Turkish researchers noted a pattern of male patients whom (sic) took the pill suffering from all sorts of visual disturbances (rối loạn thị giác).”

Study authors report patients experienced blurred (mờ, nhòe) vision, light sensitivity and color-vision disturbances, including “intensely blue colored vision with red/green color blindness (mù màu)” after taking the highest recommended dose of Sildenafil, which was originally developed as a treatment for high blood pressure (cao huyết áp).

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Sai lầm ngớ ngẩn của Hoàng gia Anh

trang chủ royal.uk, là “home of the Royal Family” với hình đại diện của nữ hoàng và hoàng tử Phillip có dẫn link tới các tổ chức từ thiện, nhưng lại nhầm một địa chỉ tới trang web khiêu dâm của chị na... :D
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In a major blunder (điều sai lầm, ngớ ngẩn), the site has an incorrect (không đúng, không chính xác) link to a charity (từ thiện).

It takes users to a web page which features click-throughs to “rape (hiếp dâm) incest (loạn luân) porn” and “live sex shows”. Users are confronted with videos of hardcore porn and flashing adverts for betting websites.

The dodgy (tinh ranh, láu cá, lắm mưu; khéo lẩn tránh, khéo thoái thác) platform also manages to overrule child-lock filters, meaning anyone can access the explicit (rõ ràng, dứt khoát) videos and images.

Sunday, February 16, 2020

Hứa hẹn sẽ được "rửa mắt" nhờ facebook

fb yêu cầu người dùng muốn được bảo vệ phải tự up ảnh khỏa thân - ảnh này sẽ được ký điện tử, để check với ảnh mà người dùng khác đăng lên, nếu giống thế mà ko có chữ ký là chặn/xóa luôn... :D
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The company will scan through the images and ensure that they are not allowed to be uploaded to the site. The feature is an attempt to stop so-called revenge porn, when sensitive images are uploaded to the internet to attack the person shown in them.

To stop that, the site will ask its users to upload any images they think might be able to used to harm them. The images will then be assigned a digital fingerprint so that any attempts to upload them can be stopped.

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Thế giới thật đáng sợ

thiếu niên 14 tuổi ở manchester (đã thừa nhận) hiếp dâm 12 phụ nữ, trong đó có nạn nhân gần 50 tuổi...
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...The attack (vụ tấn công) is understood to have happened in the early hours of the morning.

A cordon (hàng rào cảnh sát) was put in place at the junction (ngã tư, chỗ giao) of Washway Road and The Drive, close to the Co-op.

It has now been lifted.

...A spokesman for GMP said the victim (nạn nhân) - whose age has not been released - is supported by specially-trained officer.

The teenage boy remains in custody (giam giữ).

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Cả hai đều mãn nguyện

gã đàn ông 36 tuổi người scotland, say rượu, làm tình với... hàng rào
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It appears to be a case of a man getting wood (cương cứng, cương lên) at the sight of a wooden fence.


...Kathleen Nisbet testified (làm chứng) she heard someone singing outside and thought it was a soccer supporter (cổ động viên bóng đá) celebrating a victory (ăn mừng thắng trận). “Then I heard banging and looked outside,” she said. “There was a man singing at the top of his voice.” She then saw the man jump onto the hood of a minibus and tried to have sex with the vehicle. “He was making thrusting (đẩy) movements and by this time his trousers were down (quần dài tụt xuống),” she said.

Bài trước: Bí mật chôn giấu

Monday, February 3, 2020

Bí mật chôn giấu

những thiên thần trong địa ngục: các người mẫu của Victoria’s Secret tố cáo Ed Razek (nhiều thập kỷ là giám đốc marketing của L Brands, công ty mẹ của Victoria’s Secret) lạm dụng tình dục: cố tình hôn người mẫu, yêu cầu các người mẫu ngồi lên đùi, sờ háng người mẫu, chụp ảnh khỏa thân (không trả tiền)...
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Victoria’s Secret defined femininity for millions of women. Its catalog and fashion shows were popular touchstones (đá thử (hợp kim) bằng cách rạch lên; tiêu chuẩn). For models (người mẫu), landing a spot as an “Angel” all but guaranteed international stardom (vị trí ngôi sao).

But inside the company, two powerful men presided over an entrenched ((quân sự) đào hào xung quanh (thành phố, cứ điểm...); cố thủ) culture (văn hóa) of misogyny (chán ghét đàn bà), bullying (bắt nạt, đe dọa) and harassment (quấy rối)...

Ed Razek, for decades one of the top executives at L Brands, the parent company of Victoria’s Secret, was the subject of repeated complaints (tố cáo, khiếu nại, phàn nàn) about inappropriate conduct (hành vi không đứng đắn/không đúng chuẩn mực). He tried to kiss models. He asked them to sit on his lap. He touched one’s crotch (háng) ahead of the 2018 Victoria’s Secret fashion show.

Executives said they had alerted Leslie Wexner, the billionaire founder and chief executive of L Brands, about his deputy’s pattern of behavior. Some women who complained faced  (đối mặt với) retaliation (trả đũa). 

Friday, January 24, 2020

Liệu bạn có đủ nhanh?

để (có thể) lấy được tinh dịch cá mập :D
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Prodding (chọc, đâm, thúc; thúc đẩy, kích động (cố gắng); khêu gợi) the genitals (bộ phận sinh dục ngoài) of live great white sharks (cá mập trắng khổng lồ) is only for the bravest of marine researchers, of which SeaWorld’s Gisele Montano may be the boldest.

Her job is to collect semen (tinh dịch) samples from the great white sharks caught by the nonprofit OCEARCH, in hopes of learning about where they mate, give birth and nurse along the East Coast.

Asked how she does this safely — given her patients are 1,000-pound apex (đỉnh, ngọn, chỏm) predators (dã thú, động vật ăn thịt; người lợi dụng người khác (nhất là về (tài chính) và tình dục)) — Montano confides (tâm sự) that it’s not scary (không đáng sợ), but it is difficult.

“I have to be very fast and use a very big syringe”...

A catheter (ống thông đường tiểu) is also required, she says.

Sau đây là bất kỳ đâu

một cặp đôi làm tình trên sân ga tàu điện ngầm Manhattan sáng chủ nhật... :D
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The 200-pound man started having sex with the woman on the platform in front of several other subway riders, according to police.

It was unclear if they got on the train after they got off but police did release a photograph of the man wanted (bị truy nã) in connection with (liên quan, dính líu tới) the incident (vụ việc).

They did not have a photo or any information on the woman...

Có không giữ, mất đừng tìm

nông dân làng Agasha biểu tình vì bị mất... âm hộ, sau khi đức cha của giáo xứ St. Michael cầu nguyện cho thì mới... lấy lại được :D
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Daily Trust gathered (tập hợp, tụ tập) from the villagers that some persons including male and female in the community have unexplainably (không giải thích nổi) lost their genitals within a space of one month.

A villager in the area alleged that the private parts of the complainants (nguyên đơn, người khiếu nại) were missing following the activities of some suspected ritualists within the community, saying that after a Parish Priest of St. Michael’s Catholic Parish in Agasha prayed for them, the organs were restored.

...I asked the Reverend Father if he had confirmed that their genitals were missing and the Father said he hasn’t inspected them but praying for them. I then physically inspected (kiểm tra) two of them and found their manhood intact.

“I don’t know what this is all about. In fact, I’m not involved. Maybe they are reasoning spiritually. “None of the women making the claims agreed to be inspected...

Kiếm tiền cho gà ăn

một phụ nữ Tanzania bị bắt vì lấy tiền từ atm của người dùng, cảnh sát khám mãi mới phát hiện ra giấu 23 thẻ atm ở... âm hộ :D
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...Police in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, said they suspected (tình nghi, nghi ngờ) her of stealing (ăn trộm) money from bank users after illegally (phạm pháp) obtaining their ATM cards.

Halima was reportedly arrested on Tuesday at a bank ATM gallery in Mbagala area of Dar es Salaam, when a bank official saw her use different ATM cards of the same bank to withdraw money from ATMs.

“After being busted (bắt giữ), Halima, a resident (cư dân) of Chalinze, tried to escape (chạy trốn), but she was cornered (bị dồn vào góc) by the bank’s security guards (bảo vệ của ngân hàng), who handed her over to police. A body search (khám xét cơ thể) conducted (tiến hành) on her yielded 23 ATM cards that had been hidden in her private parts (chỗ kín)."