Journey in Life: sex
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Sunday, December 22, 2019

Từ từ nào chị em, chưa nói hết câu mà...

tinh dịch ở ruồi đực giúp ruồi cái tăng trí nhớ :D
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Photo by Vincent van Zalinge on Unsplash.

Female fruit flies get a boost in their long-term memory (trí nhớ dài hạn) after mating (giao phối) thanks to a molecule found in male fly semen (tinh dịch). This molecule (phân tử) – called the sex peptide – binds to the sperm (tinh trùng) of male flies and is passed (chuyển qua) on to females, where it travels from the reproductive tract (ống sinh sản) to the brain.

It was already known that this molecule, which is unique to fruit flies, alters behaviour. After mating, it changes what females prefer to eat and makes them reject future mating partners, for example. It does this by acting on nerve cells, or neurons, located throughout the body.

Không bao giờ hối hận

chơi gái không bao giờ hối hận

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chơi gái không bao, giờ hối hận :D

sắp tới ko phải lo nữa, sẽ có thuốc tiêm tránh thai cho nam giới rồi...
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The Indian Council of Medical Research, a government-funded biomedical research agency, has successfully completed a clinical trial (thử nghiệm lâm sàng) on an injectable (có thể tiêm được) male contraceptive (tránh thai),

...The birth control method, which lasts approximately 13 years, involves injecting a polymer, called styrene maleic anhydride, into the vas deferens (ống dẫn tinh), effectively blocking sperm (tinh trùng) from leaving the testicles (tinh hoàn). The shot, preceded (đến hoặc đi trước (cái gì) về thời gian, thứ tự, thứ bậc...) by a dose (liều thuốc) of local anesthesia (gây mê cục bộ), is designed to supplant (bổ sung cho) a traditional vasectomy (phương pháp thắt ống dẫn tinh truyền thống).

Bài trước: Oái, đau quá

Oái, đau quá

nữ vũ công nhảy sexy dance đá vào dái chủ clb... :D
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An exotic (ở nước ngoài đưa vào, ngoại lai; (cây cỏ, từ, mốt) kỳ lạ, kỳ cục; đẹp kỳ lạ) dancer at a club in Clearwater was arrested (bị bắt) early Sunday morning after police said she kicked a club manager three times -- including once in the genitals (bộ phận sinh dục ngoài).

An argument (cãi vã) began and Ortiz threw beer bottles and drinking glasses. The club’s front-door security restrained her and escorted her to a back room, the report states.

As security and the club manager tried to calm her, Ortiz kicked the manager “directly in his genitals, while she was wearing high heel ‘exotic dancer’ shoes,”... 

Saturday, December 21, 2019

Để các khán đài thêm sôi động

thả bong bóng bcs gần khu vực cầu môn nhé :D
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A unique (độc đáo) celebration (ăn mừng) sent the crowd into a frenzy (điên cuồng, mê loạn) during No. 9 Penn State's clash with Indiana at Beaver Stadium in University Park, Pennsylvania.

As seen in the following video from Paddy Cotter on Twitter, a condom-turned-balloon floated into the end zone following a Penn State touchdown and then popped, much to the delight of the Nittany Lions faithful:

The high jinks (trò đùa tinh nghịch) came in the midst of a hugely important game for both teams, as Penn State entered with an overall record of 8-1 and conference record of 5-1, while Indiana entered 7-2 with a 4-2 mark in Big Ten play.

Bài trước: Nói có cơ sở

Friday, December 20, 2019

Nói có cơ sở

(thiết kế) hành lang sân vận động trông như hệ sinh dục nữ giới...
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The University of Texas at Austin is currently in the throes of (nỗi khổ sở; sự vật lộn với nhiệm vụ) giving its beloved football stadium a fresh look, but some people are noting that one aspect of the new design is reminiscent of the female reproductive system.

The university hired Kansas City-based design firm Populous to complete the renovations to Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium, and new renderings show what the $175 million south end zone expansion will look like.

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Có lẽ bạn cũng muốn biết

quán bar ở tq có cửa vào giống âm đạo...
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photo credit: asiaone.

A bar owner's idea of decorating (trang trí) its front door (cửa trước) to exude (rỉ, ứa) more feminine charm (sự hấp dẫn nữ tính) in light of Single's Day (Nov 11), for one, was a classic example of good idea, really bad execution.

The pub's entrance sported a pair of inflatable legs extending from either side of a pink tunnel-like door which looked just like a giant vagina.

On social media, the staff even went as far as to promote a photo of the bar in all its glory with the caption "Come, come! I've specially prepared myself for you,"

Saturday, December 14, 2019

Sẽ không cao chạy xa bay được đâu

vì không đủ pin,

trộm ăn trộm số đồ chơi tình dục trị giá 1 triệu bảng...
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(Image: SWNS)


The massive haul of saucy adult goods was taken from the vehicle, which was parked on the A43 near Broughton village, Northamptonshire.

Detectives (thám tử) believe the crooks (kẻ lừa đảo, kẻ lừa gạt) struck at sometime between 1am and 6.30am, breaking into the trailer and swiping £1 million worth of imported stock.

The lorry had been travelling from Felixstowe to deliver its load to Rocks Off Ltd, based at the aptly-named (được đặt tên một cách thông minh, khéo léo, nhanh trí) Satisfaction House (Nhà Thỏa mãn) in Kettering.

Tác hại của bệnh trí nhớ kém ở người trẻ

ko thể nhớ tại sao leo lên được nóc nhà hàng xóm, mặc mỗi quần lót, ngồi đó suốt hơn 5 tiếng đồng hồ...
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A family in Cape Coral woke up on Halloween night to a man sitting on their roof, in nothing but his underwear. We’d tell you how he got up there, but he doesn’t even remember.

A woman who lives in the home heard someone walking on the roof in the middle of the night. She said he was up there for five hours in nothing but his underwear.

Eventually, police and firefighters (lính cứu hỏa) showed up with a ladder (thang) and helped the guy down from the roof. Neighbors think drug use (dùng ma túy) led to the strange behavior.

Bài trước: Có thể hiệu quả

Có thể hiệu quả

thẻ sinh viên in nhầm "điện thoại người lớn" thay cho số đt phòng chống tự tử...
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Lancaster school district superintendent (hiệu trưởng) Dr. Michele Bowers issued a letter Monday apologizing for the move after officials at New Vista Middle School became aware that “the wrong phone number” was listed after two digits were transposed (đổi chỗ; đặt đảo (các từ); (toán học) chuyển vị; hoán vị, chuyển vế).

“This is a mistake,” Bowers wrote. “The number listed on the card is actually a sex line.”

Bài trước: Thật tội Olaf

Thật tội Olaf

bị nam thanh niên florida 20 tuổi "hiếp"...
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A Florida Man yesterday sexually assaulted (tấn công tình dục) a pair of “large stuffed (thú nhồi bông) animal toys” inside a Target store, according to police who arrested the fiend on a criminal mischief (điều ác, việc ác; mối hại, mối nguy hại, sự tổn hại; mối phiền luỵ; trò tinh nghịch, trò tinh quái, trò láu cá) charge.

...Meader selected a “large Olaf stuffed animal” and proceeded to place it on the floor of the Target in Pinellas Park. He then began to “dry hump” (giả vờ làm tình với ai) the cinematic snowman “until he ejaculated (xuất tinh) on the merchandise,” a cop reported.

Meader returned the soiled (bị vấy bẩn, dơ bẩn) Olaf back to the display before entering the toy department, where he “selected a large unicorn (con kỳ lân) stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ this item.” After consorting (khuây khỏa) with the stuffed animals, Meader, who lives in St. Petersburg, was detained while still inside the store.

Sẽ có lời giải thích ngây thơ

cảnh sát bắt giữ một thanh niên ăn trộm 57 quần lót nữ ở trường đại học St. Edward’s...
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Police arrested an Austin man accused of stealing 57 pairs of women’s underwear from a laundry room at St. Edward’s University, according to an arrest affidavit.

Last week officers took Jacob Davidson, 27, into custody following a traffic stop. During the stop officers found two wigs and the underwear inside Davidson’s car.

On Oct. 1, St. Edward’s police received a report of theft from the Community Building One laundry room. A victim told police a man was wandering near the laundry room and “thought it was strange because he didn’t have any clothing with him.”

Ăn cắp như một nghệ sĩ

lấy cắp cây che "chỗ kín" của tượng thần vệ nữ
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The bush had been covering the genitalia (bộ phận sinh dục ngoài) of the female sandstone sculpture (tượng điêu khắc), which was positioned at the front entrance to the Bribie Island Community Art Centre, before the plant was stolen.

Bribie Island resident Lulu Drew was so shocked by the naked statue that she lodged a formal complaint with the Moreton Bay Regional Council after she visited the arts centre with an elderly man.

...The sculpture has a tumultuous (một cách ầm ĩ; một cách bừa bãi, một cách hỗn độn; dữ dội) history and once stood in a public park in Woorim until vandals (kẻ phá hoại) painted the vulva pink in 2008.

It was ordered to be removed by Caboolture mayor Allan Sutherland after he deemed the defaced sculpture 'offensive (chướng tai gai mắt, làm phiền, làm khó chịu; kinh tởm, gớm ghiếc) to women'.

Điều phụ nữ cần lưu ý khi viếng đám ma

cẩn thận khi ngủ dậy mất sạch quần lót, tìm thấy ở trên cây...
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In a bizarre (kỳ quái, kỳ lạ, kỳ dị) incident (việc xảy ra, việc bất ngờ xảy ra, việc tình cờ xảy ra; việc xô xát, việc rắc rối) that has left villagers in Mkuze Village under Chief Mkoka in Gokwe South shell-shocked (bị choáng; choáng váng; bàng hoàng; bị chứng mệt mỏi (vì chiến đấu dài ngày)), women at a funeral wake miraculously (kỳ diệu; phi thường) woke up without their panties (quần lót) last week.

The undergarments were later found hanging on a tree near the homestead.

Chief Mkoka confirmed the incident saying the strange incident had sent tongues wagging (ba hoa, khua môi múa mép) in the village.

...“Most of them were able to positively identify their panties though they were scared to take them as they suspected witchcraft (yêu thuật, phép phù thuỷ; sự sử dụng ma thuật (nhất là những ma thuật quái ác) (nghĩa bóng); sức mê hoặc, sức quyến rũ (của nụ cười, sắc đẹp...)),” said Chief Mkoka.

Chief Mkoka said he received the report on the incident from Headman Mkuze on the same day seeking permission to invite traditional healers and tsikamutandas and seek answers.

Friday, December 13, 2019

Quy ước khi đi nghe nhạc giao hưởng

đừng mang đồ chơi tình dục nhé, cảnh sát tưởng bom... :D
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A sex toy sparked a terror alert (báo động khủng bố) at one of Vienna's poshest (lịch sự, trang trọng, bảnh bao; chiến, cừ) music venues when it started vibrating (rung) inside a bag handed in to the cloakroom.

Armed officers together with a bomb squad team rushed to the Konzerthaus in the Austrian capital where the vibrating bag was identified and examined for traces (dấu hiệu) of explosives (chất nổ).

...After it finished, the bag was returned to the man and his female companion by police, who informed them what had happened, and then wished them a 'pleasant evening' (buổi tối vui vẻ).

Local media noted that the film Fight Club included the classic quote: 'Modern bombs do not tick, but if the suitcase vibrates, then we have to call the police.'

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Một số kinh nghiệm chạy marathon

đừng vỗ mông phóng viên truyền hình,

sẽ bị cấm thi đấu các giải sau đấy... :D
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The pervy (biến thái) jogger who slapped a TV reporter’s behind during a 10K in Georgia has been identified by officials — and banned (cấm) from future races (giải chạy bộ trong tương lai).

Race organizers had immediately vowed to find the handsy (thích động chạm vào người khác, nhất là vô duyên và không được chào đón) creep (( số nhiều) sự ghê rợn, sự rùng mình, sự sởn gáy, sự khiếp đảm, sự hãi hùng) who left WSAV-TV anchor Alex Bozarjian feeling “violated, objectified, and embarrassed” while she reported on Saturday’s Savannah Bridge Run.

...In a video viewed more than 10 million times, Bozarjian was seen recoiling (sự lùi lại (vì sợ, ghê tởm...); sự chùn lại) in shock as a runner in a hat and sunglasses smacked (đánh ai bằng bàn tay mở; tát; tạt tai; vỗ) her as he ran past.

Bài trước: Trả tiền cho tôi

Friday, October 11, 2019

Trả tiền cho tôi

nước tăng lực red bull & monster không chứa tinh trùng bò...
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A viral Facebook post that’s been shared over 6,000 times claims that Red Bull and Monster energy drinks contains bull semen.

They do not.

The post highlights an ingredient called taurine in Red Bull’s ingredient list. Taurine is an acid present in all sorts of animals, including humans, and only called taurine (derived from the Greek word for bull) because it was first isolated (tách ra, phân lập) from ox bile (mật).

Taurine is present in bull semen. However Red Bull says the taurine in their drinks is produced synthetically (tổng hợp).

Bài trước: Logo ẩn ý

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Nón giải khuây

một thanh niên bị phát hiện thủ dâm với nón cảnh báo trơn trượt ở nhà ga wigan :D
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Trevor Smith, 38, was found in a lift with his trousers (quần dài) and undies (quần xịp) around his ankles (quanh mắt cá chân) while thrusting (đẩy mạnh, xô đẩy) his hips (hông, khớp háng) at the cone (nón, tín hiệu báo bão (hình nón)). When he was stopped, police noticed a white substance (chất trắng) on the floor (trên sàn) that was not cocaine. Smith, from nearby St Helens, admitted to police that he was worse for wear and had snorted (khịt khịt mũi) white powder that was given to him by friends to help perk him up.

...He was arrested for possession of a Class A drug but later de-arrested when it turned out the white substance was not a drug at all. Instead he faced charges of outraging public decency.


Friday, October 4, 2019

Truyền hình trực tiếp từ thủ đô

người đàn ông mặc trang phục nhân vật elmo... bóp ngực em gái 14 tuổi ở quảng trường times square,
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There’s a new call for increased regulations in Times Square after a 14-year-old reported being forcibly touched by a man dressed in an Elmo costume.

The Times Square Alliance says the costumed characters are being way too aggressive, and they’re demanding action from the city council.

...The Alliance says 47 percent of New Yorkers have reported “unpleasant interaction” in the area around 42nd Street. They’re asking the City Council to work on additional regulations and legislation to define which interactions are appropriate.

Giá rẻ tàu nhanh đi Hải Phòng

ông già 64 mới góa vợ, xxx bằng miệng trên tàu...
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They got off easy.

Raymond Burr, 64, and Deborah Tobyn, 57, were respectively given 100 and 150 hours of community service (lao động công ích) after participating in lewd sex acts on a train from London to the suburb of Pitsea, England, where there were kids aboard.

Passengers (hành khách) who observed (quan sát) the May incident reportedly asked Burr to stop pleasuring Tobyn both orally (bằng miệng) and digitally, but he declined. Tobyn had recently been widowed, the tabloid (báo lá cải) reported. Authorities said both participants had been drinking.