Journey in Life: sex
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Saturday, September 8, 2018

Nhộn nhịp ngày khai giảng

một hiệu trưởng ở trung quốc bị sa thải vì chào đón các em học sinh và phụ huynh bằng... màn múa cột (cờ)
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Photo credit: cnn.


Videos posted by parents on Monday show the skimpily-dressed dancer spinning and leaning seductively on the flagpole, from which a Chinese flag was flying.

The first Monday in September is the start of a new school year in China and schools often hold ceremonies to mark the occasion, usually involving motivating speeches by the principal or alumni.

...Before our kids got out of kindergarten for the summer, there was 10 days of military 'activities' and displays of machine guns and mortars at the door; now the principal has welcomed them back with a strip pole dance,...

Sunday, September 2, 2018

Khỏa thân chơi golf

ở Úc
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On a golf course in northern Australia everything is swinging ... not least because 30 players are in the nude (khỏa thân).

Well, not completely nude -- these golfers strolling around the Humpty Doo golf course near Darwin have compromised by wearing golf shoes and a hat to protect them from the sun.

The "Wandering Bares" event was organized by 69-year-old nudist Bruce Jensen and his wife Julie, who run the "BruJul Nudist Retreat."

However, the committee did blanch at the naked golfers playing on the eighth and ninth fairways, which are situated in full view of the clubhouse. As a result, those two holes had to be skipped.

Thế có đuổi côn trùng được không?

búp bê tình dục 'hoạt động không biết mệt suốt đêm' sẽ khiến đàn ông trở nên dư thừa, vì phụ nữ 'không phân biệt được sự khác biệt'
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Men face being made redundant (dư, thừa, không cần đến, bị sa thải) in the bedroom (phòng ngủ) if women turn to silicone robots which “do not tire” or suffer from “performance issues”.

It comes as the world’s first Harmony sex doll owner exclusively revealed the “realism” of romping with the artificially intelligent (trí tuệ nhân tạo) android.

The male equivalent, dubbed Gabriel, is also programmed with unique (độc đáo, dành riêng) conversations (trò chuyện, hội thoại) and stories to share with partners.

...They are hand painted to include detail such as freckles (tàn nhang), birth marks (vết có trên da người từ lúc sơ sinh; vết chàm) and even scars (vết sẹo).

Cô gái cởi đồ, trần truồng chạy quanh công viên

do ngáo đá, tưởng có con nhện khổng lồ trên người
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Police say that Teeples was completely nude and that there were numerous people in the park at the time of the incident.

traffic on 4th Street South was heavy at the time of the incident and that numerous vehicles were slowing and honking at Teeples as they saw her behavior.

Teeples was "acting erratically and rubbing her hair and breasts while screaming and running between two trees." Teeples initially refused to get dressed after police contacted her.

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Đi đổ rác thì cần gì đẹp

bị gã đàn ông đi vừa đi xe đạp, vừa thủ dâm đuổi theo :)
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The woman, in her sixties, was taking out her trash (đi đổ rác) along the 6600 block of Cherrydale Drive around 5:15 p.m. when she spotted the man – riding his bike – masturbating (thủ dâm). She yelled at him to stop the lewd act (hành vi dâm dục) but he persisted (ngoan cố).

The man eventually followed the woman to her front door after she went inside and allegedly tried to break in. The woman ordered the man to go away and even told him she had a gun (súng).

When the man refused to stop, she fired one round through her front door, striking the man in his chest. He immediately ran back to his bike and managed to pedal a few feet away from the house before collapsing. Paramedics rushed him to Ben Taub Hospital in critical condition. He is now expected to survive.

Kiểm tra an ninh tại sân bay thay đổi thế nào trong 50 năm qua

quá chặt chẽ, và cũng quá hài hước,

tưởng nhầm 'đồ chơi tình dục' là lựu đạn
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He asked my name and for my passport. He then spoke into his radio and several armed police swarmed me with automatic weapons.

'After 60 tense minutes, [the member of the bomb squad] returned laughing. The hand grenade was in fact a vibrator from Ann Summers that my girlfriend and I had purchased two weeks previous.'

Later the German Federal Police confirmed that the alert had closed the check-in area for up to an hour, which caused delays to some flights.

Bài trước: Siêu thị vui vẻ

Siêu thị vui vẻ

đứng cạnh tủ lạnh, định chọn đồ uống thì hình như bạn gái có ý nghĩ khác, kéo váy lên và chổng mông...
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The pair's erotic (khiêu dâm, gợi tình; đa dâm) antics (trò hề, trò cười) were caught on CCTV cameras of a Udacha (Luck) store in the town of Kurganinsk in south-western Russia's Krasnodar Krai region.

Things started getting out of hand as the man and woman stood together at a cash desk waiting to be served.

Suddenly the woman bent over the counter and pulled up her dress, revealing that she was wearing only a g-string underneath.

The man fondled her naked bum (mông trần) until a cashier (nhân viên thu ngân) arrived when the woman quickly pulled down her dress.

...He had been about to choose a drink from the display but it seemed that his partner had other ideas. She got down on her knees (quỳ gối) in front of him and appeared to be about to perform a sex act on him when the clip ends.

Huấn luyện viên kỳ duyên

bị kích động -> tụt quần, vẩy chim vào cổ động viên đội bạn
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Keith Steinmetz, 58, carried out the act of ‘sheer stupidity’ when his team Newcastle United played against Tottenham Hostpur at Wembley in May this year. Steinmetz, who is also a grandfather, was reacting to abuse from Spurs fans.

A court heard that he dropped his trousers and shook his penis at fans between five to 10 seconds after drinking six or seven pints. Prosecutor Brian Pain said: ‘He was fairly rapidly detained and subsequently interviewed.’

He admitted one count of exposure and a public order offence and was fined £600 at North Tyneside Magistrates’ Court.

Friday, August 31, 2018

Những con bò ở chế độ tư bản

được vào bãi biển khỏa thân để... tránh nóng :D
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...nudists (người theo chủ nghĩa khỏa thân) have been complaining to officials in provincial Smaland about livestock visiting their beaches, saying that their presence is "unhygienic (không hợp vệ sinh, hại sức khỏe) and could pose a health risk (nguy cơ sức khỏe)".

It says the roasting (rất nóng) summer heat affecting much of continental  (lục địa) Europe has led to drought throughout the country, and has meant that farmers have been struggling to feed their animals.

This has meant that some farmers have decided to slaughter (giết mổ) their cattle earlier than usual; but others have instead decided to bring their livestock to nearby nudist beaches, in order to cool them down,...


Thursday, August 30, 2018

Hàng Mỹ xuất khẩu được ưa thích nhất

tinh trùng
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...Sperm (tinh trùng) from the US and Denmark dominate (thống trị) the market (thị trường) because those countries currently have the most supply (nguồn cung).

California Cryobank claims it is the largest sperm bank in the world by “any metric”; the firm has a pool of roughly 600 donors and a track record of 75,000 live births globally (toàn cầu) since 1977. 

In Denmark, Cryos, the superstore for Viking sperm, is the main player. “California Cryobank is definitely the largest in the United States, but worldwide, we absolutely crush them. In Europe alone, we have close to 1,400 active and real donors; in the US around 200 donors. We sell to over 100 countries worldwide. We own Europe. If you want sperm in Europe, Cryos comes up, always”. The email signature on Cryos emails boasts: “The highest number of registered pregnancies (bà mẹ mang thai) in the world.”

About 90% of Danish sperm goes to other EU countries, said Karlstad University’s Sebastian Mohr, who wrote a book on Danish sperm banks.

One reason the US and Denmark are the heaviest hitters in the global sperm market: Laws allowing anonymity (ẩn danh) for donors, said Ayo Wahlberg, an anthropology professor (giáo sư nhân chủng học) at the University of Copenhagen.

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Cách để tránh nóng mùa hè không cần điều hòa

ngưng làm tình :)
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Santa Marta city health secretary (bộ trưởng y tế) Julio Salas sparked a mix of laughter (cười bò) and disbelief (hoài nghi, không tin) this week when he urged residents (cư dân) of the Caribbean tourist mecca (thánh địa du lịch) to refrain (kiêng khem, hạn chế) from sex during the day as part of a list of recommendations (khuyến nghị), such as staying hydrated and wearing loose clothing (mặc quần áo rộng) to prevent overheating.

Sex is considered only a moderate physical activity (hoạt động thể chất nhẹ nhàng), as much of a strain on the heart as walking up two flights of stairs (leo bộ 2 tầng cầu thang).

Temperatures in Santa Marta have soared past 40 degrees Celsius and Salas says medical facilities in the city of 600,000 have been overwhelmed with patients complaining of symptoms (triệu chứng) of heat stroke (say nắng) such as nausea (buồn nôn; sự ghê tởm/kinh tởm) and headaches (đau đầu)...

Saturday, August 4, 2018

Cốc bia thơm ngon không thể cưỡng nổi

có mùi âm đạo của nữ minh tinh màn bạc, ca sĩ nổi tiếng

đã được bán ở ba lan,

-> bao giờ có ở việt nam nhỉ, bạn thích '...' của ngọc trinh hay hà hồ? ;)
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Photo courtesy: snipped from video clip.


The vagina beer has been launched by a brewery known as "The Order of Yoni" from the Polish capital city of Warsaw.

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for female genitals.

Customers can now buy the beer and taste the 'essence' of good looking models at various pubs after its debut on July 28 in the city of Katowice.

The brewery's website colourfully describes the sensations customers might expect from the beer saying: "Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion. "Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice. "Now imagine her giving you a passionate massage and gently whispering anything you'd like to hear. "Now free your fantasies and imagine all of that can be encompassed in a bottle of beer."

Friday, August 3, 2018

Sự tụt hậu đáng ngại của Việt Nam so với nước láng giềng

nhà máy trung quốc đã sản xuất búp bê tình dục có trí thông minh nhân tạo
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Amid Beijing’s push to turn the country into an artificial intelligence powerhouse and embed the technology in all facets of life, some Chinese entrepreneurs are taking the expertise to a new frontier: sex dolls

the WMDoll factory in Zhongshan, Guangdong province

Customers can personalise their dolls (priced at between 10,000 and 50,000 yuan, (around £1,100-£5,500)) by choosing various appearance options including height, hairstyle and eye colour

The doll draws on vocabulary from a database supported by the Chinese firm Baidu

The factory has more than 200 full-time workers. All dolls are handmade and each one requires the input of at least five workers

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Không đưa được điện về với buôn làng

ở ghana, châu phi,

vì, khi họp ở quốc hội về các dự án hạ tầng điện, thì buồn cười không nhịn được do những cái tên làng, xã như "bướm khôn", "chim ngu", "cà buồn"...

-> giống việt nam, thôn 'hành lạc', xóm 'bướm thượng' thôi... :D
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Proceedings within Ghana’s parliament (quốc hội) took on the air of a boisterous (dữ dội, náo nhiệt, huyên náo) school classroom when politicians exploded with laughter over bizarre (kỳ quái, kỳ dị) place names like the village ‘Vagina (âm đạo) is Wise’.

The unusually titled settlements (khu định cư) came up for discussion in a debate about the country’s power capabilities. But MPs became sidetracked (chệch hướng, chuyển sang hướng khác) when John Frimpong Osei, of the New Patriotic Party, began listing off some villages (làng, thôn, xóm) that are not connected to the national power grid (lưới điện quốc gia).

One of the villages, Etwe nim Nyansa - which translates from Ashanti Twi language to English as ‘Vagina is Wise’ - set the fuse for amusement (trò giải trí/tiêu khiển) and MPs could not contain themselves when the place names Kote ye Aboa (Penis is a fool) and Shua ye Morbor (Testicles are sad) were also called out.

...some town names have held onto the titles given to them by their first settlers.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Chắc tại thiếu cà phê

[nên không "phê cà"]

nghiên cứu cho thấy, cứ 10 đàn ông thì có 4 người thấy 'buồn tê tái' sau khi giao hợp...
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Having sex may feel like a badge of honor (huân chương danh dự) for many men, but for others, it’s an act that, once finished, brings about intense (rất mạnh, mãnh liệt) feelings (cảm xúc) of sadness (buồn bã). In a new study, researchers for the first time ever have identified that women aren’t the only ones who can suffer from this emotional tidal wave (cơn sóng cảm xúc) in the bedroom (phòng ngủ), better known as postcoital (sau khi giao hợp) dysphoria (tình trạng cảm thấy khó chịu, không sung sướng; lo lắng, bất an), or PCD.

PCD occurs when a person has, for all intents and purposes, enjoyable consensual (liên ứng) sex with a partner, but is met with “inexplicable (không lý giải nổi) feelings of tearfulness (buồn phát khóc, đẫm lệ), sadness, or irritability” afterwards.

...after a survey of 1,208 men from numerous countries — including the United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Russia — it’s clear that the condition is more common among males than one might expect. In fact, four in 10 participants recalled suffering from PCD symptoms at some point in their lives.

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Còn hơn là nghe VOV giao thông

làm tình trong xe ôtô khi tắc đường
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The pair were caught on camera making love in their vehicle on a busy road in St Petersburg, Russia.

The naked lovers can be seen standing up through the sunroof (cửa mái: ô cửa ở nóc xe ôtô có thể mở ra để không khí và ánh nắng lọt vào) of their silver Mercedes as the car remains stationary on the St Petersburg Ring Road.

The woman throws her head back in ecstasy (phê, đê mê) as the brazen (trơ tráo, vô liêm sỉ, mặt dày) couple romp (nô đùa) in front of dozens of stunned (choáng váng, sững sờ) onlookers (người xem, khán giả).

The line of traffic slowly begins to move as the video comes to an end.

Local media report the man gave the woman’s hand a kiss after their very public lovemaking session.

...The St Petersburg Ring Road is a 142-kilometre (88-mile) orbital motorway encircling St Petersburg, Russia.

Góp tiếng nói bảo vệ động vật hoang dã

đóng cửa bãi tắm tiên, vì sợ "hoạt động phụ" ảnh hướng tới chim chiền chiện :)
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The Belgian Naturism Federation has come to the defence of its burgeoning membership after the Flemish wildlife agency blocked an application for a second nudist beach (bãi tắm khỏa thân) in the country on the grounds that bathers’ “subsidiary activities” would pose a threat to a rare bird.

The Flemish Agency for Nature and Woodland informed the region’s environment minister, Joke Schauvliege, that the lark (chim chiền chiện), whose name derives from the feathers on its head that rise up during courtship, would be alarmed by the activity and would flee.

A subsequent suggestion that a fence could be established around the dunes (đụn cát, cồn cát) where the birds breed was met with scepticism. Steve Vandenberghe, the local mayor in Bredene, where Belgium’s first and only nudist beach is located, told the Flemish daily newspaper Het Nieuwsblad that it would not offer much of a deterrence. “Barbed wire against nudists? Pff. As if a man without clothes cannot get over a barbed wire,” he said.

Để nâng cao ý thức giao thông

khỏa thân đạp xe
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It's nearly impossible to avoid encountering the occasional nude man in public while living in the Bay Area, but still, it's not every day that a stark naked cyclist blazes past you on the highway.

Yet that was the rush hour spectacle that greeted a number of commuters Wednesday morning on Highway 101 in San Jose

Multiple 911 callers spotted the man, nude but for a well-groomed goatee (râu dê), cycling between Story Road and Alum Rock Avenue with nary a care in the world. Three units were out looking for the man, who was spotted multiple times on the north and southbound lanes of Highway 101 — biking against traffic, at times — but he was not located, Lee said.

Saturday, July 21, 2018

Lưu ý khi vận động bầu cử

ứng cử viên hội đồng nhân dân thành phố đã bị bắt vì đưa ảnh vợ ngực trần lên trang web tranh cử.
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Police say he was arrested without incident for felony non-consensual dissemination of private sexual images.

Martinez posted the topless photograph of his wife on the blog section of his campaign website. Below it was a link to the restraining order from her against him. In the restraining order, she alleges that on July 4 Martinez put his hands around her neck and threw her into a shelving unit.

Martinez is now in Ramsey County Jail. The case remains open and active. St. Paul Mayor Melvin Carter asked him to remove himself from the race.

Monday, July 9, 2018

Mặc đẹp khi đi biển, kiểu áo tắm đẹp sẽ "đốt cháy" mùa hè 2018

bikini lộn ngược ;)
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Swimwear is increasingly not actually for swimming. Those super high leg swimsuits? They look cool, but if you dive into the sea wearing one you’ll swim away with a wedgie (giầy cao gót đế bằng) and a yeast (bọt nước biển) infection (nhiễm trùng). Teeny tiny thongs? Good luck splashing around without flashing your vag. The next ridiculous swimwear trend is just as impractical: The upside-down bikini top.

You don’t need to buy a bikini designed just for this purpose – any halterneck (áo để hở vai và phần lưng phía trên) or string design that you can tie yourself will do the trick. You just take your halter straps and tie them in a knot on top of your boobs, separating the triangle portion to make sure it covers your nips. Weirdly, you don’t actually have to turn the bikini top upside-down, as one tutorial shows. It just looks upside-down thanks to the underboob cleavage you’ve created.

There’s no real support there, so, again, you really shouldn’t swim in an upside down bikini unless you fancy stripping off entirely.
Photo credit metro.co.uk.

Bài trước: Phong trào chính trị toàn dân có thể tham gia