Journey in Life: sex
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Saturday, July 21, 2018

Lưu ý khi vận động bầu cử

ứng cử viên hội đồng nhân dân thành phố đã bị bắt vì đưa ảnh vợ ngực trần lên trang web tranh cử.
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Police say he was arrested without incident for felony non-consensual dissemination of private sexual images.

Martinez posted the topless photograph of his wife on the blog section of his campaign website. Below it was a link to the restraining order from her against him. In the restraining order, she alleges that on July 4 Martinez put his hands around her neck and threw her into a shelving unit.

Martinez is now in Ramsey County Jail. The case remains open and active. St. Paul Mayor Melvin Carter asked him to remove himself from the race.

Monday, July 9, 2018

Mặc đẹp khi đi biển, kiểu áo tắm đẹp sẽ "đốt cháy" mùa hè 2018

bikini lộn ngược ;)
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Swimwear is increasingly not actually for swimming. Those super high leg swimsuits? They look cool, but if you dive into the sea wearing one you’ll swim away with a wedgie (giầy cao gót đế bằng) and a yeast (bọt nước biển) infection (nhiễm trùng). Teeny tiny thongs? Good luck splashing around without flashing your vag. The next ridiculous swimwear trend is just as impractical: The upside-down bikini top.

You don’t need to buy a bikini designed just for this purpose – any halterneck (áo để hở vai và phần lưng phía trên) or string design that you can tie yourself will do the trick. You just take your halter straps and tie them in a knot on top of your boobs, separating the triangle portion to make sure it covers your nips. Weirdly, you don’t actually have to turn the bikini top upside-down, as one tutorial shows. It just looks upside-down thanks to the underboob cleavage you’ve created.

There’s no real support there, so, again, you really shouldn’t swim in an upside down bikini unless you fancy stripping off entirely.
Photo credit metro.co.uk.

Bài trước: Phong trào chính trị toàn dân có thể tham gia

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Phong trào chính trị toàn dân có thể tham gia

'để đầu ti được tự do', 'trả tự do cho đầu ti' :D
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French fashion icon Jean-Paul Gaultier opened up a new front in the battle over bras Wednesday with "Free the nipple (núm vú, đầu vú)" slogans in his Paris haute couture (thời trang cao cấp) show.

The flamboyant (hoa mỹ, khoa trương, cường điệu) designer showed his support for a Florida teenager who was made to cover her nipples in bandages (dải vải để buộc quanh chỗ bị thương hoặc vết thương, băng) at her high school (trường trung học) for not wearing a bra (áo ngực, áo lót, nịt vú, yếm) under her sweatshirt.

Lizzy Martinez, 17, made headlines in April when she said teachers told her to wear a second shirt and put plasters on her nipples after they claimed other students had been distracted (bị xao lãng) by her breasts (ngực).

Gaultier said it was a "scandalous" that a girl should be treated that way, and used his collection to support her.

Monday, July 2, 2018

Pin máy ảnh giá rẻ, chất lượng cao

quên giá rẻ đi, sắm viên pin thật chất lượng vào,

gắn máy ảnh vào chân, định chụp lén từ... dưới váy lên, thì pin phát nổ -> chân bị thương :(
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Police in Wisconsin say a man's professed (tự cho là, tự xưng là) plan to take "upskirt" videos of women was foiled (thất bại, đẩy lui, chặn đứng (kế hoạch, âm mưu...)) when his shoe camera exploded (nổ).

the 32-year-old man wanted to turn himself in to police on Tuesday. But the man wasn't arrested (bắt giam, bắt giữ) because he hadn't taken any videos before the camera's battery fizzled (thất bại, xì hơi).

A police spokesman says authorities don't know why the man wanted to turn himself in (tự nộp mình).

Sunday, July 1, 2018

Hình ảnh “khó đỡ” được Google Maps ghi lại

một DƯƠNG VẬT rất to ở đáy hồ tại Geelong, Victoria, Úc
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It may not be as impressive (ấn tượng) as the Great Wall (Vạn Lý Trường Thành) of China, but an obscene (tục tĩu, khiêu dâm) new landmark can be spotted from space (không gian): a giant (khổng lồ) phallus (dương vật).

The penis was drawn in the bottom of a dry lake bed by an unknown prankster (người tinh nghịch, đùa cợt, chơi khăm) in Geelong, Victoria, Australia.

...The obscene landmark is not the only phallus-shaped object to seen on Google Maps by dirty-minded Internet users in recent times. A Christian Science Church in Dixon, Illinois was mocked on social media after it was discovered to be in the shape of a penis. "The building was intentionally designed around a beautiful oak tree (cây sồi)"

Đức bị loại khỏi World Cup: đâu là nguyên nhân?

về sớm, còn lên tàu sex tập thể lớn nhất thế giới chứ ;)
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HUNDREDS of kinky (bất thường/khêu gợi về tình dục) fetish (kích thích tình dục, gợi dục) fans boarded a boat in southern Germany on Saturday for the world’s largest BDSM party.

The raunchy (thô tục, dâm ô) Torture (tra tấn, đau đớn ghê gớm về thể xác/tinh thần) Ship set sail for the idyllic (điền viên, đồng quê, bình dị) Lake Constance, which borders Austria and Switzerland, setting off from Friedrichshafen.

Filled with scantily-clad (thiếu vải) woman and leather-bound men, the boat docked in the city of Konstanz on Sunday morning.

The huge barge (thuyền rồng) has been ferrying bondage enthusiasts around the lake for 22 years.

BDSM stands for Bondage (nô lệ, tù tội) and Discipline, Dominance (khống chế) and Submission (khuất phục, quy phục, phục tùng), and Sadism (ác dâm) and Masochism (khổ dâm, bạo dâm).

Bài trước: Em ạ nữ tiến sĩ

Em ạ nữ tiến sĩ

yêu cầu nam sinh viên gửi ảnh con cu để (nghiên cứu) đo lường độ tự tin và lòng tự trọng :D, ai sợ bị lộ ảnh có thể đến gặp nữ tiến sĩ để được phỏng vấn trực tiếp :))
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Professor Alicia Walker asks participants to voluntarily provide the measurements of their penis when erect (cương) and flaccid (sun, mềm oặt), as well as photographic evidence, in a research project that has been has been approved by the Missouri State University Institutional Review Board.

“The purpose is to investigate how men feel about their bodies in a culture where we place emphasis on size, including size of penises, and to further look at how that impacts their tendency toward safe sex, relationships, and more.”

...Volunteers are assured of privacy, but men can also be interviewed if they want to participate without sending photos.

Friday, June 29, 2018

Xem phim Chàng lính cứu hỏa

2 nhân viên cứu hỏa ohio bị đình chỉ công tác do... cùng nhau đóng phim sex ở phòng gym của sở :)
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...The footage, which was shared on several porn websites (trang web phim khiêu dâm), appears to a show a woman, thought to be Eller, naked (khỏa thân) and working out (tập thể dục/thể hình) in a basement gym (phòng gym ở tầng hầm).

...A joint statement from Akron Mayor Dan Horrigan and Fire Chief Clarence Tucker obtained by FOX8 called the allegations (lời cáo buộc) “shocking and distressing (gây đau buồn/ đau đớn.”

“The Akron Fire Department is composed of hundreds of committed first responders (người ứng phó khẩn cấp) who comport themselves with dignity (chân giá trị, phẩm cách, lòng tự trọng), professionalism (trình độ nghiệp vụ, phẩm chất chuyên môn, tính chuyên nghiệp), and the highest levels of integrity (tính chính trực/liêm chính) and dedication (cống hiến, hiến dâng) in their service to the Akron public. These courageous public servants put their lives on the line each and every day to protect the health, safety, and property of Akron citizens and serve as role models of duty and service across our community. These allegations bring unwelcome dishonor (ô danh, ô nhục, nhục nhã, hổ thẹn) and embarrassment (tình trạng rắc rối, ngượng ngùng) to Akron Fire Department and the City of Akron and unfairly discredit (mang tai tiếng, mất uy tín, mất thể diện) the reputation (danh tiếng) of other Akron Fire officers.”


Thursday, June 28, 2018

Ooooooooooo-Klahoma

2 người bị bắt vì... xxx giữa ngã tư Oklahoma
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police were contacted at approximately 5:30 p.m. June 15 by a woman who was at a tire shop near NW 10 and Virginia when she observed two people under a tree. The woman stated she saw a man with his pants (quần) "halfway down" (kéo trễ tới đầu gối) on top of a woman (trên bụng một phụ nữ).

Officers arrived on the scene (hiện trường) and the man rolled off of the woman. Police then arrested both subjects.

Officers noted that the intersection had heavy traffic and that the two were in full view of both northbound and southbound lanes of N. Virginia. The two were then arrested and booked into the Oklahoma County Jail on complaints of indecent (không đứng đắn, không đoan trang, không hợp với khuôn phép; khiếm nhã) exposure and public drunk.

Có lẽ đúng là do lỗi của họ

một anh chàng 32 tuổi gào thét, và dọa giết hàng xóm vì... tinh hoàn đau quá :D
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a caller reported a white man was “on drugs and threatening to kill the neighbors with a gun.” Deputies responded and made contact the man while he was walking on the road.

The man was soaked from sweat, and told police his testicles (tinh hoàn) were hurting (đau đớn). He said he thought he had parasites (ký sinh trùng; kẻ ăn bám) from swimming (bơi) in the creek (lạch, nhánh sông).

He said he was trying to use his neighbors’ phones, but they wouldn’t let him. He was “apologetic” for cursing (chửi thề) and screaming.

Police found his phone crushed in the middle of the road from where he had apparently thrown it down earlier.

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Nghệ thuật xây dựng quan hệ với sếp

cứ 10 người mỹ thì 1 người ngủ với sếp; 34% trong số đó nhằm được ưu ái và thăng tiến...
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these risky respondents don’t always get away with it: Of those who’ve had sex at work, 1 in 5 have been caught in the act (19 percent, bị bắt quả tang).

Crushing (phải lòng) on co-workers (đồng nghiệp) is complicated (phức tạp), and it’s often a bad idea (ý tưởng tồi), but the results of the study unveiled many positives. An office romance can be great for company morale (tinh thần làm việc nơi công sở), as 92 percent of those who’ve had one reported that it made them more excited (phấn chấn tới sở làm) to come to work. It can also be great for business, with over half of those who’ve had an office romance saying it actually made them more productive (hiệu quả hơn trong công việc) at work.

...1 in 10 Americans have actually had sex with their boss. And cheekily ((một cách) láo xược, xấc xược), 34 percent of those who’ve gotten busy with their boss have done it to gain favor and climb the ladder at work.

... (một phút dành cho quảng cáo :) “For many, work is a very stressful environment and sex can be a great stress relief,” continued Petrenko. “While the idea of having sex at work is an enticing one, we at EdenFantasys recommend spicing things up with a good sex toy instead. There are many varieties of small and discreet products for such purposes. Don’t complicate your workplace — keep it safe for your professional growth.”

Ukraine: vùng đất lãng mạn

một đôi, chẳng màng cái chết rình rập,... làm tình trên nóc tòa nhà 4 tầng :)
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Photo courtesy: from clip.


Some people get their kicks from risky sex but this randy couple have taken things to the next level. The pair were caught on camera dicing (chơi xúc xắc, đánh bạc) with death the sloped roof (mái nhà) of a four-storey building.

The young couple were filmed by an eyewitness (nhân chứng) with a smartphone on the roof of the building in the historic centre of the city of Lviv in western Ukraine. And the pair looked like they were in danger of toppling off and crashing down to the street below as they romped (nô đùa như trẻ con) close to the very edge (cạnh, rìa) of the roof.

...Lviv is the biggest city in western Ukraine and is regarded as one of the country's main cultural centres and a popular tourist destination. The historic city centre, which survived Soviet and German occupations during World War II largely unscathed (không bị tổn thương, không bị hại, vô sự), is on the UNESCO World Heritage List.

Bài trước: Ôtô giải khuây

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Ôtô giải khuây

thanh niên 23 tuổi bị bắt vì cố làm tình với... ống khói ôtô :D
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Ryan Malek, 23, was named in a Municipal Court complaint accusing him of exposing himself with the intent of arousing (khêu gợi, kích thích; khuấy động, gợi) or gratifying (làm vừa lòng) “sexual desires (ham muốn tình dục).” Malek has been summoned (mời đến, triệu đến) to appear in court (có mặt tại tòa) on July 19 to answer the criminal charge.

...Local cops responding to a 911 call about a man beneath a vehicle discovered Malek endeavoring (cố gắng) to place his penis (dương vật) into the tailpipe (ống khói, ống xả) of a car parked outside an apartment complex. Malek, a Newton resident, was “oblivious” when initially contacted by police. Malek, whose blood alcohol content (nồng độ rượu trong máu) was later measured at more than four times (cao gấp 4 lần) the legal limit (hạn mức cho phép), continued trying to have sex with the tailpipe in the presence of officers (ngay trước mặt cảnh sát). Cops subsequently tased Malek, took him into custody, and transported him to a local hospital for treatment.

Quảng cáo mùa world cup 2018

Burger King hứa thưởng phụ nữ nga 3 triệu rubles cho những ai ngủ và có con với cầu thủ bóng đá quốc tế,

-> đã phải rút quảng cáo và xin lỗi
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There are many things people will do for free food - but sleeping with someone shouldn't have to be one of them. But that was exactly what an advert posted on an official Burger King social media page suggested they do.

The post by Burger King Russia, which has now been deleted, offered a reward of three million rubles (around £35,000) and a lifetime supply of Whoppers to any woman who could get themselves impregnated by a World Cup player.

The campaign was put up on VK, the Russian equivalent of Facebook on Tuesday morning. It was pulled shortly after being published due to widespread backlash.

"Burger King, within the framework of social responsibility, has appointed a reward for girls who get pregnant from the stars of world football. "Each will receive 3 million rubles, and a lifelong supply of Whoppers. "For these girls, it will be possible to get the best football genes, and will lay down the success of the Russian national team on several generations ahead. Forward! We believe in you!"

Bài trước: Vợ bắt ăn cá

Monday, June 25, 2018

Vợ bắt ăn cá

thì cứ nghe và làm theo đi,

nghiên cứu (không) mới, những cặp vợ chồng ăn nhiều hải sản sẽ... làm tình nhiều hơn và dễ có thai hơn :D
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Researchers followed 500 couples in Michigan and Texas for one year, asking them to log their seafood consumption (tiêu thụ) and sexual activity (hoạt động tình dục) in daily journals (nhật ký hằng ngày). Couples had 39 percent higher odds of having sex on days when both partners ate seafood, the study found.

And by the end of the year, 92 percent of couples who ate seafood more than twice a week had conceived (thụ thai), compared to 79 percent of couples who ate less fish and shellfish. The association between seafood and fertility remained even after accounting for how frequently couples had sex.

"While an increase in sexual activity might be one behavioral mechanism linking seafood intake to higher fecundity, it is not the only mechanism,"

Bài trước: Kỹ thuật quá

Kỹ thuật quá

để ngăn chặn bệnh sốt rét, muỗi làm tình xong, đẻ con, thì muỗi con sẽ chết trước khi đến tuổi trưởng thành, do muỗi đực đã bị biến đổi gen, sáng kiến được tài trợ bởi người từng là lập trình viên tin học Bill Gates :)
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It's a bold bid to curb (ngăn chặn, ngăn ngừa) malaria (bệnh sốt rét), a deadly disease typically transmitted (lan truyền) through the bite (cắn) of infected (bị nhiễm) mosquitoes (muỗi).

Tech mogul Gates will use funds from his own charity organization – the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation – to eradicate (xóa bỏ) malaria "within a generation."

The plan is to create genetically modified (biến đổi gen) male mosquitoes that mate with their female counterparts in the wild. Only female mosquitoes bite, so Gates' army of gene-engineered male mosquitoes would be safe to humans. What's important is that these male mosquitoes contain a self-limiting gene that gets passed onto female mates. When the females give birth, their offspring will die before adulthood thanks to the gene.

Mosquitoes only start biting people once they're adults, so given enough time, the danger of blood-sucking female mosquitoes could be eradicated.

Friday, June 22, 2018

Hủy hoại sự nghiệp diễn xuất

vì chim "to nhất thế giới", không đạo diễn hollywood nào thuê cả,

nhưng tin tốt là nhiều sao (có đạt giải oscar, it wasn't Meryl Streep) tìm đến đòi yêu :D
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Jonah Falcon said his 13.5-inch penis (dương vật) has earned him a reputation (danh tiếng) among film directors (đạo diễn) who are put off by a number of circulated stories about the 47-year-old.

But while he may not be landing any major Hollywood roles, Jonah, who lives in Los Angeles, claims celebrities (người nổi tiếng) seek him out for sex.

he said: "It's handicapped (gây cản trở, gây bất lợi) my acting (diễn xuất) because people won't hire me. "It sucks - it relegates (giao việc, chuyển xuống vị trí/hạng thấp hơn) me into doing smaller parts. Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my acting career, but here in Hollywood it's a negative."

...The actor said he loves receiving compliments (lời khen ngợi) from porn stars (sao phim khiêu dâm) who often claim he's bigger than any partner they've had. And when it comes to measuring up, Jonah claims to be nine inches when flaccid (sun, mềm nhũn, ẻo lả, yếu đuối, ủy mị) - compared to the average man who is around five to six inches when erect (cương cứng).

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Yêu là để sống, nhưng sống đâu phải chỉ để yêu?

sai,

bướm đêm khổng lồ (to bằng bàn tay), đã 'thức giấc mùa hè', chỉ để đi tìm bạn tình, ko có cả thời gian để ăn, uống
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Huge sex-crazed moths have woken up for the summer, and they are on the hunt for a mate.

Terrified (cảm thấy khiếp sợ, rất kinh hãi) northerners have taken to social media to report sightings of the nightmarish insects after they starting appearing in Wirral.

However wildlife experts have assured concerned residents the insects are harmless, and they only exist to have sex. The moths don't even get the chance to eat or drink, as they die as soon as soon as they have mated, Liverpool Echo reports.

...Julie Jones spotted a moth as big as her hand, and said she was scared in case the creature flew into her as she was taking a photo.

Friday, June 15, 2018

Chim to thì lo ngay ngáy

các nhà khoa học lý giải nguyên nhân một số loài tuyệt chủng vì bộ phận sinh dục của con đực quá to so với con cái :D
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Did you know that having large genitals (cơ quan sinh dục ngoài) can actually cause extinction (tuyệt chủng)? Inverse (đảo ngược, nghịch đảo) science editor Yasmin Tayag explains how a species ran into evolutionary (tiến hóa) disaster (thảm họa) after becoming too big for their britches.

Throughout the 20-million-year span in which the scientists studied, some species of ostracods (loại giáp xác nhỏ sống ký sinh bên trong những loại sò) lived the whole time, while others only lived a few thousand years. That may sound like a while, but to give you some perspective, modern homo sapiens have been around for over 300,000 years. So what was the common factor that tied the short-lived species together? Big genitals. The scientists found that in species where males had larger genitals, the extinction rate was 10 times higher than that of the species with smaller, um, appendages (phần phụ, phần thêm vào). Sorry, guys, as it turns out size is everything.

The team of scientists believes these little guys were putting all of their evolutionary energy into having killer crustacean (loài tôm cua, giáp xác) sex that they were ignoring every other aspect of survival. Similarly to a hot ‘n’ heavy casual hookup, it’s really fun in the moment, but if you don’t put the work in for a long-term relationship, it’s not going to last.

So it turns out small and steady wins the race...

Cách tăng cường trí nhớ ở người cao tuổi

làm tình nhiều hơn, khoa học đã chứng minh
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You are doubtless aware that sex can improve your mood but did you know that it can also sharpen your memory?

A recent study (nghiên cứu), published (công bố) in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior, showed that people over 50 (trên 50 tuổi) could boost (nâng lên, đẩy mạnh) their short-term memory by engaging in an active sex life. In 2012, 6,016 men and women completed a memory test and questionnaires regarding their health, diet, sex lives, as well as their emotional connection to their partners. In 2014, the process was repeated, and researchers from the University of Wollongong in Australia compared the results to see what changed during that time, as Men’s Health reported.

The bad news is that in general people’s memories declined over the two-year period — but people who had more sex, and felt a stronger emotional bond with their partners during intercourse (giao hợp), scored higher on memory tests (bài kiểm tra trí nhớ), as Men’s Health cited. Sadly, it only boosted short-term memory, not the long-term kind, although there is evidence to suggest that exercise can help out with that.