một người đàn ông bị kiện thủ dâm trước mặt cô gái -> kiện ngược lại là 'sao không ra chỗ khác mà ngồi, lại còn ngồi đấy và tập trung nhìn vào háng ông ta quá' :D
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He’s guilty of nothing more than hitting the anatomical lottery (xổ số giải phẫu học).
An accused subway sicko was acquitted of touching himself on a morning N train after the defense argued the well-endowed defendant was merely adjusting his prodigious (phi thường, kỳ lạ, to lớn, đồ sộ) package through his pants.
...straphanger (hành khách đứng trên xe bus (tàu hỏa...) tay bám vào cái quai treo ở trần, người đi xe bus bằng vé tháng) Alethia Richardson, 32, contacted police after shooting a videotape that allegedly showed Kolaci engaged in hand-to-gland combat (= a very vigorous masturbation session! :).
Richardson turned the camera on herself at one point to express her revulsion (sự khiếp sợ).
“Disrespect. Nasty (dơ dáy, kinh tởm, dâm ô). Pervert (biến thái),” she said into her phone camera before refocusing on Kolaci. Prosecutors agreed, arguing that Kolaci was indeed pleasuring himself.
But at no point did the defendant ever unzip or expose himself.
Defense attorney Cary London, in addition to arguing his client’s innocence (vô tội), charged the accuser was guilty of paying too much attention to Kolaci’s crotch. :))
