Journey in Life: sex
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Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Friday, August 14, 2020

Sẽ không đi xa được đâu

vì làm gì có pin, một tên trộm vào nhà em gái 38 tuổi ở Brunswick và lấy đi "đồ chơi tình dục" dài gần 31cm của em ấy... :D
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An unidentified (không xác định danh tính) 38-year-old woman from southern Brunswick County reported the break-in last week, which she said included the theft of jewelry, coins, a make-up bag, an Amazon Fire Stick and a foot-long “Electric Vibrator Wand.” The missing items, including the $30 sex toy, are valued at $450. The crime site said the victim’s home measured a sizable 1,600 square-feet.

The robbery was reported just after 7:30 p.m. Wednesday. Police are searching for the man or woman responsible for the reported robbery. That suspect could face charges of larceny (sự ăn cắp) and breaking and entering.

Ai có thể kiên nhẫn được như này

chú hổ đi 800 dặm trong 5 tháng để... tìm sex :D
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A heartsick (tương tư) tiger traveled a whopping (to lớn khác thường) 800 miles in search of a soulmate (bạn tâm giao) and food, a five-month-long procreation (sự sinh sản, sự sinh sôi nẩy nở, sự sinh đẻ) pilgrimage (cuộc hành hương) that marks the longest walk ever recorded by a tiger in India.

The horny 3-year-old, dubbed C1 by scientists, embarked on his record-breaking journey at Tipeshwar wildlife sanctuary in Maharashtra in June. From there, he traveled nonlinearly through seven districts, over farms and highways, and even into a neighboring state, before arriving in the western Dnyanganga sanctuary (khu bảo tồn động vật hoang dã và làm cho chúng sinh sôi phát triển).

By the end of C1’s epic love odyssey five months later, he had wandered an arduous (khó khăn, gian khổ, gay go) 808 miles. Researchers were able to track his trek using GPS satellite information and a radio collar that had detailed his movements since February, recording him at more than 5,000 locations.

Nữ mạng tuổi Tân Dậu

...là những người làm việc có thứ tự ngăn nắp, khả năng quản lý cao, dễ thành công ở ngành thư viện, tổ chức hành chính.

nữ thẩm phán 38 tuổi ở kentucky bị buộc tội ép nữ thư ký cùng 'làm tình tay ba' với linh mục... :))
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Family Court Judge Dawn Gentry allegedly gave attorneys preferential treatment (đối xử ưu ái) if they appeased (làm hài lòng, thỏa mãn) her sexual demands (yêu cầu tình dục) and donated to her campaigns for re-election. 

The 38-year-old has now been hit with nine misconduct charges. 

According to an investigation by the Kentucky Judicial Conduct Commission, she flirted with attorneys over Snapchat, put pressure on them to sleep with her and, in one case, asked a female attorney to join her in a threesome with her former church pastor turned lover.

Bài trước: Hẳn nhiên rồi

Hẳn nhiên rồi

từ thời tiền sử, con người đã biết 'cười để được làm tình' :D
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A team of scientists is claiming that the kindness humans can show via facial expressions (biểu lộ nét mặt) was a key factor in our evolution (tiến hóa).

They focused on genetic samples from Neanderthals, which showed that gene mutations may have led humans to “self-select less aggressive mating partners”.

They added that this led to 'self domestication'.

This term is usually used to describe the process of wild animals adapting to life living with humans without direct selective breeding.

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Là cây đàn guitar hay gì nhỉ?

trông như cái CU khổng lồ ý, em gái 24 tuổi trả lời phỏng vấn khi được hỏi về cây thông trang trí đèn của nhà hàng xóm... :D
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There’s a Christmas light display that’s definitely on the naughty list in suburban Johnson County.

In fact, this display is for mature audiences only. It’s a bit graphic.

Well, it looks like a penis,” Marcelo Vergara said. “A giant lit up penis.”

“Well it’s certainly a statement,” Vergara said. “I don’t know to what but probably not appropriate (không phù hợp) for the neighborhood (bà con lối xóm/khu phố).”

Questions have been surrounding the monstrosity (sự kỳ quái/quái dị) sitting on one family’s roof formed by 60 feet of lights. Could it be a guitar? Maybe a funky sleigh?

“The neighborhood’s kind of like vibe’s kind of gone down ’cause everyone’s kind of uptight,” creator Shelby Gash said. “So it’s more of a, kind of, orneriness (xấu tính).”

Không hề thẳng như mọi người tưởng

mà là hình boomerang nhé, chim trong tư thế làm tình truyền thống ý :D

8 cặp đôi được mời làm chuyện ấy trong máy quét cộng hưởng từ, để các nhà khoa học (đứng ở phòng bên) nghiên cứu, thí nghiệm cách đây 20 năm... 
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According to the study: “The participants were asked to lie with pelvises (xương chậu, háng) near the marked centre of the tube and not to move during imaging."

Handy key
The images are a little hard to decipher (giải mã) but if you're struggling (khó khăn, khổ sở, vật vã), focus on the two spines (xương sống) and it'll soon become clear.

They also created this handy key: P=penis (dương vật), Ur=urethra (niệu đạo, ống đái), Pe=perineum (đáy chậu (vùng giữa hậu môn và bộ phận sinh dục)), U=uterus (dạ con, tử cung), S=symphysis, B=bladder (bọng đái), I=intestine (ruột non), L5=lumbar 5, Sc=scrotum (bìu).

Its main finding was that in the "missionary position" (tư thế truyền giáo/truyền thống), the penis is neither straight nor "S" shaped as had been previously thought, but is, in fact, the shape of a boomerang...

Bài trước: Lỗi của IT

Lỗi của IT

để giúp học sinh làm bài tập về nhà, thầy giáo gửi học sinh link web tham khảo, nhưng giờ hóa ra là web khiêm dâm... :D
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The male teacher, who has not been named, used Google Docs to send the link to students to help them complete their homework at Ray Middle School in Baldwinsville.

...Students and other teachers had first filed complaints (lời phàn nàn) about the incident (vụ việc) last Monday. The school district said parents (phụ huynh) were immediately notified (được thông báo ngay lập tức)...

Mùa hội đến rồi

cây thông noel trang trí bằng bao cao su cài ruy băng đỏ :)
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The tree can be found outside the city centre offices of The Crescent, a self-funded charity which provides support and care for people living with or affected by HIV.

Usually people can pop into the charity's offices to pick up free condoms (bao cao su miễn phí), so the tree essentially acts as a stopgap while The Crescent's volunteers are on their Christmas break.

Iain Murtagh, The Crescent's Head of Operations, told the BBC that the tree is also "prevention and awareness exercise" by the charity. As well as condoms, it's decorated in red ribbons (ruy băng đỏ), traditionally (theo truyền thống) a symbol for solidarity (biểu tượng tình đoàn kết) of people living with HIV/AIDS.

Học vẽ cùng bậc thầy hội họa

có thể ngồi nhà học vẽ phác họa theo video hướng dẫn của bbc: quay phim người mẫu khỏa thân ở chế độ slow motion trong 2 tiếng :D
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Budding (bắt đầu nảy nở (tài năng...)) artists (nghệ sĩ, họa sĩ) will be given a lesson in life drawing from the comfort of their own home (thoải mái ở nhà) in a two-hour special on BBC Four.

Life Drawing Live, an interactive class where viewers can draw the nude models on their screen, will make television history on highbrow ((thông tục) trí thức; trí thức sách vở (xa rời thực tế)) channel BBC Four.

Billed as an art lesson for the whole country, the special could be the first of many interactive cultural programmes.

The audience will be asked to draw along from their living rooms as the class is led by award-winning artists Daphne Todd and Lachlan Goudie.

A range of naked (khỏa thân) models (người mẫu), both male and female and of all shapes and sizes, will feature in the programme.

Bài trước: Cao thủ đa nhiệm

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Cao thủ đa nhiệm

vừa thủ dâm vừa chống đối cảnh sát... :))
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A man who was allegedly (bị cáo buộc/cho là) high on meth (phê ma túy, ngáo đá) reportedly fought off more than a dozen police officers while publicly masturbating (thủ dâm công khai).

Andrew Frey, 37, apparently made a series of outbursts (bột phát, bùng nổ) and then began masturbating in an Oregon restaurant.

Incredibly, police were reportedly unable to subdue Frey with a Taser.

It took 15 officers to finally take him into custody (bắt giữ) and stop him pleasuring himself (tự sướng).

Xảy ra quá thường xuyên

một em gái rơi lông mày giả vì... dương vật giả bay đập vào mặt... :D
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Tegan Denham documented the bizarre (lạ lùng, kỳ dị) mishap (việc rủi ro, việc không may; tai nạn; sự bất hạnh) in a hilarious (buồn cười) video - in which she explained how her lash extensions were ripped from her eyes.

She told how the sex toy (đồ chơi tình dục) had whacked her in the face as she danced at Bongo's Bingo.

In the clip, which went viral after she posted it to social media, Tegan looked shocked as she peered down at her bare eyelids.

Không cần tới Thu Cúc

công nghệ mới, có thể xét nghiệm tinh trùng bằng điện thoại :D
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CES 2020 is proving to be an interesting venue to check technologies that are translating from the professional medical space to the consumer. At the event we met with a rep from YO, an at home sperm testing system that allows men to visualize their own sperm (tinh trùng) and measure its motility (có thể vận động; di động).

Bài trước: Dám lừa anh à

Dám lừa anh à

rồng komodo phá tan máy quay phim vì cố làm tình với nó mà không được đáp ứng... :D
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FILMING of a BBC nature show went horribly wrong when a komodo dragon tried to have sex with one of their cameras — then tore their equipment to shreds when his seduction flopped.

The technology — worth tens of thousands of pounds — was hidden inside (giấu bên trong) an imitation female (con cái giả tạo) placed inside a pack of the giant lizards as part of upcoming show, Spy in the Wild II.

As a form of foreplay (mơn trớn trước khi làm tình), one of the seven foot long males sank its razor sharp claws into her back.

But it became obvious she wouldn’t be giving any of the dragons getting any action.

So the 90kg beasts took their frustration out on a dummy pig, with another camera inside, which was put nearby to get footage from a different angle.

Cho biết tên sản phẩm với

một anh chàng phải nằm viện 3 ngày với cái chim cương cứng, vì uống nhầm viagra dành cho bò :D
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...He took it after arranging to meet a 30-year-old woman, and ended up requiring urgent surgery (phẫu thuật khẩn cấp).

“He had taken a sexual stimulant which he had bought in Veracruz, used by farmers in that region to invigorate (làm cho cường tráng, tiếp sinh lực cho; làm thêm hăng hái) bulls for insemination (sự thụ tinh).”

His current condition is not known, and the name of the stimulant (chất kích thích) was not reported.

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Xuống đường biểu tình đòi quyền lợi thôi

người đàn ông bị điếc kiện trang web khiêu dâm pornhub vì các video không có phụ đề :))
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Yaroslav Suris is suing Pornhub, which hosts millions of adult videos, claiming the site's lack of subtitles violates the rights of deaf and hearing impaired under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA).

The ADA prohibits (ngăn cấm) discrimination (phân biệt đối xử) against people with disabilities (khuyết tật) in areas of "employment (tuyển dụng), transportation (giao thông), public accommodations (nơi trú công cộng), communications (giao tiếp) and access (tiếp cận) to state and local government programs and services," according to the U.S. Department of Labor.

Suris argues that the deaf (điếc) and hearing impaired (nặng tai) can't understand the audio portions of the videos on the site, thus denying them similar access to the content, 

Sunday, August 9, 2020

Nắng nơi đây cũng là nắng ấm

ấm lắm, một phụ nữ khỏa thân đi bộ thong dong ở florida... ;)
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Stunned Florida drivers are still talking about a naked woman they spotted sauntering (đi tản bộ, đi bộ một cách nhàn nhã) across the Interstate 95 naked on Friday near Flagler Beach.

Richard Griffin said he's sure nobody would believe him without seeing the video he shot.

"The peculiar (lạ kỳ, khác thường, lập dị) thing was the lady was pretty calm about the whole thing when she was walking across the street, even though there were vehicles going by," Griffin said.

Nước tăng lực Red Bull bán chạy

mà ko cần thêm viagra vào công thức, như ở zambia... :D
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The days of the energy drink craze may be behind us but sugary, vitamin-packed beverages are still pretty popular. In Zambia, Africa, one popular energy drink was packing a bit too much of a punch and regulators have now banned it. 

As Reuters reports, the drink known as Power Natural High Energy Drink SX began having unexpected reactions to the beverage, prompting further investigation and testing. Ultimately, the drink was found to contain the erectile dysfunction (rối loạn cương dương) drug sildenafil citrate, which is sold under the brand name Viagra.

The energy drink caught the eye of the Uganda National Drug Authority after one consumer (người tiêu dùng) revealed the beverage gave him an erection (cương cứng) that lasted nearly six hours (gần 6 giờ liền). 

Viên kẹo sô cô la ngon miệng

và trông hấp dẫn nữa... :)
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With its backside stuck up high into the air flaunting (khoe khoang, chưng diện, đẹp hời hợt) its milk chocolate tail, the 'yoga bunny' has hit the shelves in the run-up to April 21. 

But while the supermarket titan has insisted the rabbit is performing the 'downwards-facing dog' yoga position, a flashing glance (nhìn thoáng qua) might conjure up (gợi lên, gọi hồn) a completely different scenario in your mind.

Friday, August 7, 2020

Tiền cho nghiên cứu khoa học tiêu không hết mà còn lãng phí

bao vũ nữ khỏa thân nữa chứ... :)
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A former Drexel University professor faces criminal charges (buộc tội hình sự) after allegedly stealing $185,000 in research grant money (tiền trợ cấp đề tài nghiên cứu khoa học) and using it at adult entertainment venues (địa điểm vui chơi người lớn) and on purchases for iTunes, meals and other expenses.

Chikaodinaka Nwankpa, 57, was charged this week with theft by unlawful taking and theft by deception (lừa đảo), both felonies, according to the Philadelphia District Attorney's Office.

Nwankpa is the former chairman of the university's Engineering Department, a news release said. It was unclear how the grant money was earmarked (đánh dấu riêng) to be used.

Bài trước: Để làm gì nhỉ?

Để làm gì nhỉ?

gã đàn ông ăn trộm dương vật giả...
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He “just picked it up and walked out with it,” Laura, a store employee who declined to give her last name, told HuffPost on Tuesday.

TMZ, which obtained surveillance footage of the July 14 theft at the Deja Vu Love Boutique in Las Vegas, reported that the man stuffed the stolen phallus (mô hình dương vật) into his car and made a “clean getaway.”

Laura said the stolen good is actually a sex toy (đồ chơi tình dục) named Moby that retails for $1,250.

If the crook (kẻ lừa đảo, kẻ lừa gạt) gets caught (bị bắt), he’ll surely be subject to the penal code (bộ luật hình sự).