Journey in Life: sex
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Friday, October 11, 2019

Trả tiền cho tôi

nước tăng lực red bull & monster không chứa tinh trùng bò...
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A viral Facebook post that’s been shared over 6,000 times claims that Red Bull and Monster energy drinks contains bull semen.

They do not.

The post highlights an ingredient called taurine in Red Bull’s ingredient list. Taurine is an acid present in all sorts of animals, including humans, and only called taurine (derived from the Greek word for bull) because it was first isolated (tách ra, phân lập) from ox bile (mật).

Taurine is present in bull semen. However Red Bull says the taurine in their drinks is produced synthetically (tổng hợp).

Bài trước: Logo ẩn ý

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Logo ẩn ý

họa sĩ tài ba...

Bài trước: Nón giải khuây

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Nón giải khuây

một thanh niên bị phát hiện thủ dâm với nón cảnh báo trơn trượt ở nhà ga wigan :D
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Trevor Smith, 38, was found in a lift with his trousers (quần dài) and undies (quần xịp) around his ankles (quanh mắt cá chân) while thrusting (đẩy mạnh, xô đẩy) his hips (hông, khớp háng) at the cone (nón, tín hiệu báo bão (hình nón)). When he was stopped, police noticed a white substance (chất trắng) on the floor (trên sàn) that was not cocaine. Smith, from nearby St Helens, admitted to police that he was worse for wear and had snorted (khịt khịt mũi) white powder that was given to him by friends to help perk him up.

...He was arrested for possession of a Class A drug but later de-arrested when it turned out the white substance was not a drug at all. Instead he faced charges of outraging public decency.


Friday, October 4, 2019

Truyền hình trực tiếp từ thủ đô

người đàn ông mặc trang phục nhân vật elmo... bóp ngực em gái 14 tuổi ở quảng trường times square,
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There’s a new call for increased regulations in Times Square after a 14-year-old reported being forcibly touched by a man dressed in an Elmo costume.

The Times Square Alliance says the costumed characters are being way too aggressive, and they’re demanding action from the city council.

...The Alliance says 47 percent of New Yorkers have reported “unpleasant interaction” in the area around 42nd Street. They’re asking the City Council to work on additional regulations and legislation to define which interactions are appropriate.

Giá rẻ tàu nhanh đi Hải Phòng

ông già 64 mới góa vợ, xxx bằng miệng trên tàu...
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They got off easy.

Raymond Burr, 64, and Deborah Tobyn, 57, were respectively given 100 and 150 hours of community service (lao động công ích) after participating in lewd sex acts on a train from London to the suburb of Pitsea, England, where there were kids aboard.

Passengers (hành khách) who observed (quan sát) the May incident reportedly asked Burr to stop pleasuring Tobyn both orally (bằng miệng) and digitally, but he declined. Tobyn had recently been widowed, the tabloid (báo lá cải) reported. Authorities said both participants had been drinking.

Thursday, October 3, 2019

Trái tim tự tìm ra lối

hai nghi phạm bị còng tay và chở về đồn, bị phát hiện ra... đang làm tình ở ghế sau xe cảnh sát :D
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While under arrest in the rear (ghế sau) of a police car, a handcuffed (bị còng số 8) Florida couple removed their clothes and began having sex, an encounter that eventually was interrupted when a sheriff’s deputy “opened the door to stop them”.

Around 11:40 PM Friday, a cop stopped a man and woman who were riding bicycles with no lights on a street in Fernandina Beach, a city outside Jacksonville. “As the two bikes cut across the road, they were almost hit by another vehicle...due to them not having any lights on”.

While questioning the suspects (nghi phạm) --Megan Mondanaro, 35, and Aaron Thomas, 31--a patrolman (cảnh sát tuần tra) noted that they each smelled of booze (uống rượu say túy lúy), had bloodshot eyes, and slurred speech. Mondanaro, who declined to perform field sobriety tests (kiểm tra không uống rượu/không có độ cồn), was busted after the deputy concluded she was cycling while impaired...

Bài trước: Hãy nghe lời nha sĩ

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Hãy nghe lời nha sĩ

đừng bôi kem đánh răng lên con cu trước khi lâm trận...
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No matter how much you want to improve your sexual performance (cải thiện khả năng gối chăn), you should never rub toothpaste on your intimate areas.

Questionable health gurus have claimed the dental product can help you to last longer on the sack.

But apparently, doing this could actually do more harm than good.

James O’Loan, pharmacist at online doctor service Doctor-4-U, said putting toothpaste on your intimate areas can lead to burning (bỏng) and scarring (sẹo); it won’t do anything at all to combat premature ejaculation (xuất tinh sớm) or erectile dysfunction (rối loạn cương dương),

"The peppermint oils (dầu bạc hà) and other chemicals in toothpaste, including bleaching agents (chất tẩy trắng), can be extremely irritating (ngứa, tấy lên, rát) to sensitive skin (da nhạy cảm)...

Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Ồ 'General Services' nghĩa là vậy?

cựu quan chức tổng cục quản lý mua sắm mỹ (General Services Administration - GSA) thú nhận làm tình với nhân viên Nhà Trắng trên nóc trụ sở...
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Brennan Hart, a former associate administrator and acting chief of staff (quyền chánh văn phòng) at the GSA, admitted to GSA Inspector General investigators that in the summer of 2017, he had sexual relations with an official from the White House on the roof of the building.

Hart said he made the unidentified (không xác định danh tính) White House staffer and himself drinks with vodka he kept in his office and they had sexual activity that began in administrative suite area and ended with oral sex (làm tình bằng miệng, "thổi kèn") on the rooftop of the building. The name of the White House staffer was redacted in the report released by the GSA. Hart also acknowledged drinking alcohol in the building, but only after business hours...

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Các anh em không phải lo cho tôi

hat tip to Ha Vu Lua Pham,

có chết vì ngoại tình khi đi công tác thì chủ công ty vẫn phải trả tiền bảo hiểm,

(các công ty chú ý, khi cử nhân viên đi công tác phải có lịch trình làm việc rõ ràng, nếu mà nhân viên have sex trong giờ làm việc thì còn có thể kháng cáo)
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A court in France has ruled that a man who died from a heart attack (đau tim) after having sex during a business trip had suffered a work-related accident (tai nạn liên quan đến công việc) and that his employer was liable (có trách nhiệm/nghĩa vụ về pháp lý).

The man, who was identified in court documents only as Xavier, traveled in 2013 to the Loiret region in central France as a security technician (kỹ thuật viên an ninh) for the rail  (đường ray) engineering company TSO. After work one night, he had sex with a woman at her house before returning to his hotel. He later died from a heart attack said to have been linked to the encounter.

A health insurance fund (quỹ bảo hiểm y tế) decided that the death resulted from a work-related accident, but TSO appealed, saying that the employee had interrupted (gián đoạn) his work trip for an adulterous (ngoại tình) relationship (mối quan hệ) and had therefore acted outside the company’s purview (phạm vi có hiệu lực, phạm vi hoạt động, tầm ảnh hưởng (của một đạo luật, một văn kiện, một kế hoạch...)).

...French law (luật pháp) considers any accident (bất kỳ tai nạn nào) that happens on a business trip (chuyến công tác) to be work-related (liên quan đến công việc), even if the activity (hoạt động) is not closely related to the employee’s mission (nhiệm vụ, sứ mệnh).

The court in Paris said the law protected employees engaged in everyday activities for the entirety of any such trip, unless they interrupted planned business activities. It heard from the insurance fund that sex was part of everyday life, “like having a shower or a meal,” (là một phần hoạt động thường ngày, như tắm và ăn) and that the employee, therefore, was covered by work-related protections while on the trip.

Finding that TSO could not show a schedule (lịch trình công tác) proving that the man was supposed to be working at the time, the court upheld the insurance fund claim.

“This ruling (phán quyết) is without precedent (tiền lệ),”

Monday, September 9, 2019

Người nhà đang nằm đợi

trước tiệm thuốc tây có một hàng người đang xếp hàng chờ đến lượt.

bỗng một chàng trai từ phía sau, vừa chen lên vừa hổn hển nói:
- làm ơn cho tôi qua, gấp lắm, người nhà đang nằm đợi.

nghe vậy mọi người liền tránh ra nhường đường cho anh ta đi. đến quầy thuốc anh ta nói với người bán:
- làm ơn cho hai bao cao su.

Monday, September 2, 2019

Phải có ai đó làm chứ

tình nguyện viên làm sạch CON CU TO (nghệ thuật) bằng tay
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The world famous Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset is 180ft tall and will be re-chalked by hand by dozens of volunteers over the next two weeks. It has been a feature (nét đặc biệt, điểm đặc trưng) of the area since the 17th century and is in need of a gentle polish and tickle to restore it – including the 36ft erect penis. Since its last refresh in 2008, the weather has taken its toll and weeds have encroached (xâm lấn, xâm phạm) on the Giant, blurring its previously sharp chalky outline. Tonnes of the white stuff extracted from a nearby quarry (nơi khai thác đá, mỏ đá) will be tightly packed in by hand to the existing 1,509ft outline of the figure to ensure it remains visible for miles around. The Giant was given to the National Trust to look after in July 1920 by the Pitt-Rivers family, and the Trust is planning a year of celebrations next year to mark the centenary (lễ kỷ niệm một trăm năm).
Two volunteers focus (tập trung) on the giant’s appendage (phần phụ) while others concentrate (tập trung) on the abs (Picture: PA)

Bài trước: Bảo vệ trường học vui tính

Saturday, August 31, 2019

Bảo vệ trường học vui tính

quay phim khỏa thân trong nhà tắm cho chồng xem -> bị mất việc luôn
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Kissimmee Police said the woman removed her badge (huy hiệu; biểu hiện, vật tượng trưng; dấu hiệu), uniform (đồng phục) and gun when she went to the bathroom at Kissimmee Charter Academy to make the video for her husband in December.

The video was unearthed after the Osceola County Sheriff's Office investigated a personal incident with the SRO and her husband.

An investigation showed that while she was on lunch break, she was subject to recall ((quân sự) hiệu lệnh thu quân; lệnh gọi tái ngũ (quân dự bị...); (hàng hải) tín hiệu gọi về (một chiếc tàu...)) at any point.

Police said she was fired because if a shooting would have happened, she wouldn't have been able to respond.

Bài trước: Người già hôm nay

Người già hôm nay

5 ông lão trên 62 và một bà lão 85 tuổi bị bắt vì... có "hành vi dâm dục" trong khu bảo tồn :)
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Police say the six, five men and an 85-year-old woman, were involved in lewd (dâm dục, dâm dật) and sexual activity in the Grace Richardson conservation area in Fairfield earlier this month.

Police say the area was1 being publicized on the internet as an area for people to meet and have sex.

Police say they set up surveillance in the area and observed several violations. Those arrested face charges ranging from breach of peace to public indecency (sự không đứng đắn, sự không đoan trang, sự không hợp với khuôn phép; sự khiếm nhã).

Ai chưa từng cơ chứ?

cảnh sát ibiza đang truy lùng người phụ nữ trên xe ferrari, khỏa thân...
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A woman has been filmed writhing (quằn quại, lăn lộn; dằn vặt, đau khổ, uất ức) naked (trần truồng) on a red Ferrari as its cigar-chomping (nhai rào rạo) driver cruises the streets of Ibiza with dance music blaring.

The incident was filmed at the Marina Ibiza on the Balearic island and was later widely shared on social media but the pair are now being threatened with a fine for reckless driving. A city council spokesperson said the authorities hope to track down (truy ra) the culprits (thủ phạm) soon as “there are not many cars like this in Ibiza”.

As the nude woman kicks her legs up in the air and twerks her bum to the blaring music, stunned onlookers film the bizarre scenes. Local media said the couple could be fined up to 500 euros ($550) with six points on the driver’s license for reckless driving.

Chỉ vì mạng xã hội

bọ que từ new zealand đến nước Anh 70 năm trước, đã tiến hóa thành sinh sản vô tính, giờ 100% là con cái (ko có con đực)
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A New Zealand stick insect that migrated to the UK more than seven decades ago has given up having sex and become asexual (vô tính), prompting biologists (nhà sinh học) to wonder about the use of sex at all – especially in Britain.

The Clitarchus hookeri is native to New Zealand but migrated to the UK some time between 1910 and 1935, catching a ride on shiploads of New Zealand plants that were transported to the subtropical Tresco Abbey Garden on the Scilly Isles islands off the coast of Cornwall.

Biologists from Massey University in New Zealand’s North Island have discovered that some time in the last 100 years the Scilly isles population of Clitarchus hookeri gave up having sex and start to reproduce asexually. The local population of Scilly Isles stick insects is now entirely female.

Bài trước: Nhưng với ai?

Nhưng với ai?

người dùng nhiều emoji quan hệ tình dục nhiều hơn và nhiều hẹn hò (lần đầu) hơn...
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the frequent (tần suất) use of emojis with potential (tiềm năng) dates (người hẹn hò) is linked to not only having sex more often but also to a more active and successful dating life.

These conclusions come from two separate studies conducted by researchers at The Kinsey Institute.

...People’s reasons for using emojis varied and included wanting to give their messages more personality (mang tính cá nhân), making it easier to express (bày tỏ) feelings (cảm xúc), making communication (chuyện trò, trao đổi) faster than typing, and because it’s trendy (in other words, because everyone else is doing it).

The frequent use of emojis predicted going on more first dates over the past year, as well as more frequent sexual activity.

Bài trước: Cẩn thận củi lửa

Cẩn thận củi lửa

xông hơi âm đạo bị bỏng đấy...
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Gynaecologists (bác sĩ phụ khoa) are warning of the potential risks of vaginal steaming (xông hơi âm đạo) after it emerged a Canadian woman burned herself attempting one.

A case study, involving a 62-year-old, was published in the Journal of Obstetrics (khoa sản) and Gynaecology Canada.

The woman had been suffering from a prolapsed (bị sa, trệ, không còn ở vị trí cũ) vagina and believed the treatment (điều trị) could help avoid surgery (phẫu thuật).

Vaginal steaming, which involves sitting over a hot water and herb (thảo mộc) mix, has seen a growth in popularity.

It and other treatments for intimate areas, including vulva facials, are now available at some salons and spas.

Friday, August 30, 2019

Thưởng thức nghệ thuật hiện đại

trụ sở ubnd Sacramento bị sơn hình CON CU to đùng...
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Painters covered a giant penis that was painted on the Court Plaza building Monday.

The approximately 70-foot long painting was aimed at Sacramento City Hall across the street on H Street.

Passerby Dave Brown said a crew in a crane painted the penis. He said the crew had a Wide Open Walls sign and covered cars below them with tarps.

Bài trước: Hoàn toàn có thể

Hoàn toàn có thể

một phụ nữ thái phải vào viện để được các bác sĩ cứu chữa, vì bị ngã và (tình cờ) dưa chuột trên sàn nhà cắm vào l.. :D
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A 51 year old Thai woman was recently sent to hospital complaining of vaginal pain (đau âm đạo) because she had a cucumber (dưa chuột) stuck (bị kẹt) in her ‘lady parts’ (chỗ kín).

She told hospital staff that she ‘fell’ on the cucumber. She says she fell down in her house and a cucumber just happened to be on the spot she fell and it “simply slipped inside her”.

“It was just an accident.” (chỉ là tai nạn mà thôi)

The story was reported on Thai TV by two perfectly straight-faced (mặt nghiêm (không cười)) reporters.

They reported that the hospital staff didn’t believe her story but helped rescue the cucumber and relieve the woman of her apparently unplanned discomfort (điều bực dọc, nỗi lo lắng).

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Không lãng mạn chút nào

toa lét công cộng có lặp đặt súng phun nước và còi báo động để ngăn các cặp đôi "yêu nhau"
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The new loos (nhà vệ sinh) in the Welsh town of Porthcawl are also designed to prevent anti-social behaviour such as vandalism (hành động cố ý phá hoại hoặc làm hư hỏng các công trình nghệ thuật, tài sản công và tư, các thắng cảnh.....) and drug taking.

The toilets will have weight-sensitive floors to make sure only one person is using each cubicle at a time.

Any violent movement will set off a water jet to soak users, sound an alarm and automatically open the doors.

The water jets will also be used to prevent smoking and drug-taking, and the walls and floors will be resistant to graffiti.