Dấu hiệu bạn cần đi gặp bác sĩ

nếu cương quá 4h sau khi bị nhện cắn :D

một nghiên cứu cho thấy chất độc của nhện độc brazil có thể có tác dụng chữa bệnh phòng the, còn tốt hơn cả viagra ;)

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Deadly spider venom 'more effective than Viagra' for curing erectile dysfunction

...A team of scientists from Brazil have created a gel based on the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider (which belongs to the genus Phoneutria, meaning 'murderess' in Greek), which they claim could cure erectile dysfunction (rối loạn cương dương).

The BZ371 gel was inspired by the priapism (tính dâm đãng, dâm dục; chứng cương dương vật) the spider's bite causes in men, which is a persistent and painful erection.

Instead of being painful, studies found that a very small amount of the toxin can actually double (gấp đôi) the blood flow (lượng máu) to the penis (tới dương vật).

This resulted in guys in the clinical trial achieving an erection in under half an hour - without experiencing any side-effects (tác dụng phụ).

Bài trước: Suy nghĩ trong anh

Hôm nay con học thế nào?

'(con bị)... tắc chim trong vòng sắt, lính cứu hỏa phải dùng cưa máy mới cứu được' :D

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Firefighters use an electric saw to remove an iron ring from a student's penis after it got stuck on his privates for eight hours

A university student (sinh viên đại học) who trapped (bị tắc, mắc kẹt) his genitals (cơ quan sinh dục ngoài) in an iron ring (vòng sắt) for eight hours has been rescued (giải cứu) by firefighters (lính cứu hỏa) using an electric saw (cưa máy) in east China.

Eye-watering footage of the rescue operation in Jinan, Shandong province on Saturday shows sparks flying as firefighters sliced through the metal contraption stuck on the man's penis with a circular saw.

The man rushed to hospital after trying to free himself without success. Following an examination, medical staff turned to the fire department for help as the hinged device was stuck fast and cutting off the man's circulation.

Bài trước: Sao nỡ lìa xa

Vay tiêu dùng tín chấp

Suy nghĩ trong anh

Suy nghĩ trong anh

dù là tưởng tượng thôi nhưng anh cũng thấy vui rồi :)

gần 200 người theo chủ nghĩa tự nhiên tụ tập ở công viên giải trí để lập kỷ lục nhiều người khỏa thân nhất thế giới chơi đường trượt xoáy

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Group of naturalists break world record for most naked people on a roller coaster

A group of 195 British naturalists stripped down and headed to Blackpool Pleasure Beach amusement park in Blackpool on Saturday night as part of an annual naturists weekend in the city,

The cheeky event, which took participants for a ride on the park’s famous Grand National roller coaster, was organized by national U.K. organization British Naturism.

But the ride was not only open to society members — the public was also allowed to sign up for the unique trip if they were interested.

Bài trước: Vì mục đích nghiên cứu khoa học

Vì mục đích nghiên cứu khoa học

báo cho nhà chức trách bảo vệ động vật hoang dã biết nếu bạn... thấy cua làm tình (ở biển) :D

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Crabs having sex? Florida wildlife officials want you to report them

State wildlife officials are trying to find out more information about the declining crab population so they’re asking people to gather evidence by reporting sightings via the FWC mobile app.

So how exactly can you tell if crabs are having sex?

Look for a smaller male on top of a larger female crab. Pro Tip: You’ll want to catch the crabs in the act during high tide, which is within three days of a new or full moon. And lucky for you, there’s a full moon coming up on Sunday, Mar. 12.

Nhện đực ra đòn hiểm với bạn tình sau khi giao phối

Hoang mang chất lượng phòng khám tư nhân

Hoang mang chất lượng phòng khám tư nhân

(tỷ phú buôn kim cương) chết vì phẫu thuật 'làm to dương vật'... :D

-> tiền nhiều để làm gì?

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Billionaire diamond trader, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery at private Paris clinic

...Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, was at an unidentified (không xác định) private clinic (phòng khám tư) on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital on Saturday when complications (biến chứng) during surgery (phẫu thuật) proved fatal (nguy hiểm đến tính mạng, nguy hiểm chết người). The experienced (dạn dày kinh nghiệm) diamond expert's heart attack (đau tim) happened when a substance (chất) was injected (bơm vào) into his penis (dương vật).

A friend of Mr Laniado's, who wished to remain anonymous (ẩn danh, giấu tên), said he was 'always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him'. According to Mr Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his lack of height (quên đi chiều cao khiêm tốn) was when he asked his accountant (kế toán) to read out (đọc) his bank statement (sao kê tài khoản ngân hàng), something which he did multiple times a day.

Bài trước: Đàn gà trong sân

Bày hoa trên bàn thờ: Cần tránh những điều này nếu không muốn phạm đại kỵ

đừng nhầm lấy 'đồ chơi tình dục' (quà tặng của công ty cũ cho cháu) làm lọ hoa cúng cho bà ngoại (vừa mất năm ngoái)... :D

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Man Shocked to Discover ‘Flower Vase’ on Grandma’s Altar is a Sex Toy

Twitter user @koniy0805 visited to his grandfather’s home for the first time in a while. Just as he was about to pay respects (tỏ lòng kính trọng; cúng, vái) to his grandmother, who passed away last year, he noticed the Tenga he received as a gift from his previous job.

...After doing some investigation (xem xét), @koniy0805 discovered that his grandfather had torn a hole on top of the Tenga to fit the flowers in. The young man felt uncomfortable  (cảm thấy không thoải mái) seeing the sex toy placed beside the picture of his departed (quá cố) grandmother. He immediately disposed of the Tenga without telling his grandfather what the object was really for.

While most netizens were curious about how the grandfather confused the male sex toy for a vase, one Twitter user noted that the company had once offered a Tenga vase as a promotional tie-in for its toy.

Bài trước: Thời trang phang thời tiết

Đàn gà trong sân

ở đây, có một "con gà" thôi :D

một phụ nữ 38 tuổi bị bắt vì... khỏa thân nhảy múa trong bãi đỗ xe...

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Woman arrested for dancing naked in Waffle House parking lot

...A Waffle House employee stated in the report, when he came to work on Monday Freedom Ryder Zobrist was trespassing (xâm phạm, xâm lấn) on the property (tài sản) and due to her behavior, she was asked to leave the premises.

...Zobrist advised the employee she was going to retrieve (lấy, gọi ra) a firearm and shoot him in the face and all of his employee and everyone in the store.

Zobrist then walked to the middle of the parking lot, pulled down her pants (tụt quần) exposing (để lộ) her sexual organs (cơ quan sinh dục) and started dancing around in the parking lot (bãi đỗ xe). Zobrist then approached (tiếp cận, tiến lại gần) the Waffle House employee while her pants were still down and sexual organs still exposed, and attempted to grab the man’s genitals (vùng sinh dục).

When the employee attempted to prevent Zobrist from grabbing his genitals, Zobrist lean forward and licked (liếm) the victim on both sides of his face (mặt). Zobrist was asked again to leave the premises, but instead poked the employee in his chest with her finger.

Bài trước: Luật có cấm đâu

Luật có cấm đâu

hút cần sa, và "hưởng sướng" ở đèn đỏ...

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Smoking crack, sex while driving land Nashua man under arrest in Manchester

A Nashua man was allegedly smoking crack cocaine and receiving “sexual acts” at a red light Tuesday afternoon when two city police detectives walked up to his car.

...The female passenger bolted (chạy trốn, chạy lao đi, lồng lên) and couldn’t immediately be found, according to police. Harrington arrested Douville on charges of lewdness (dâm dật, dâm dục), disobeying a police officer (chống người thi hành công vụ), reckless (thiếu thận trọng, hấp tấp, khinh suất, liều lĩnh, táo bạo) conduct (hành vi, cách xử sự), and possession of crack cocaine. He was scheduled to appear Wednesday in Hillsborough County Superior Court North.

Còn hơn là nghe VOV giao thông

Không biết để ủng hộ

Không biết để ủng hộ

ngôi sao phim khiêm dâm phải bỏ cuộc chiến dịch tranh cử tổng thống với khẩu hiệu 'Make America F---ing Awesome Again' sau 17 tháng ròng rã...

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A Democrat porn star is ending her long shot 2020 bid to "Make America F---ing Awesome Again" after her campaign failed to get off the ground.

Cherie DeVille, an adult film (phim người lớn) actress (nữ diễn viên) whose real name is Carolyn Paparozzi, made a splash (= attract a great deal of attention: thu hút nhiều sự chú ý) after announcing (tuyên bố) her bid for president 17 months ago, way ahead of every other candidate, and hoped to run for the Democrat Party’s nomination (ứng cử viên).

But she has officially ended her endeavor (nỗ lực), citing a lack of support (thiếu sự ủng hộ) for a campaign (chiến dịch tranh cử) that tried to combine opposition to Trump, libertarianism, and Bernie Sanders-like views, including legalization of marijuana, free education (giáo dục miễn phí), gun control (kiểm soát vũ khí), and net neutrality (trung lập mạng).

...She also said that Stormy Daniels, another adult film actress, and her fling with President Trump made her campaign seem unoriginal, hurting her chances.

“I wonder if that hurt the legitimacy (tính chính danh) of my campaign, as if, 'Oh, there's another porn girl trying to get in the political sphere (vũ đài chính trị),'” she said.

The porn star expressed her undying affection for Sanders, the Vermont socialist ((quan điểm) xã hội chủ nghĩa) senator (thượng nghị sĩ), and rumored (được bàn tán) 2020 presidential candidate, saying she couldn’t vote for any candidate from one of the big parties “other than my love, Bernie.”

Bài trước: Không có lần thứ 3

Không có lần thứ 3

văn hóa mỹ, thú nhận/thú tội và được tha thứ/dung tha/bỏ qua -> làm lại, như thể hiện ở luật phá sản, văn hóa khởi nghiệp...

nhưng, nếu mọi người cứ kêu gọi tha thứ cho tội nhân, thì, với nạn nhân của 'lạm dụng tình dục', họ càng có xu hướng chôn vùi, giấu chặt (trong lòng) những sai trái của tội phạm, ko nói lên/chia sẻ câu chuyện của mình...

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Some thoughts on second chances in the #MeToo era // Tyler Cowen

Whether we like it or not, as the list of wrongdoers (kẻ bất lương, kẻ phạm pháp) grows, questions of forgiveness (tha thứ, thứ tha, dung thứ) will begin to outnumber questions of punishment. The thing is, questions of forgiveness are never entirely easy.

Much Christian doctrine, and especially Catholicism, emphasizes the value of confession (thú tội, thú nhận), forgiveness and redemption (chuộc lỗi, cứu rỗi). Thus it is not hard to convince (thuyết phục) many Americans that sinners (người có tội, người phạm tội, tội đồ) should be given a second chance (cơ hội lần 2). This impulse (bốc đồng, thúc đẩy, thôi thúc) occasionally (thỉnh thoảng, đôi khi) finds its way into policy (chính sách); just last month, a prison-reform bill (dự luật cải cách nhà tù) became law (trở thành luật), reflecting notions (phản ánh/thể hiện khái niệm/quan niệm) that criminals (tội phạm) can indeed be rehabilitated (phục hồi, phục chức). In her book "The Up Side of Down," Washington Post columnist Megan McArdle stresses how many features of American life, including bankruptcy law and startup culture, depend on second, third or even more chances…

The more delicate truth is that, in the context of the #MeToo movement, forgiveness carries great dangers. I am not referring to those asking for it; rather, I am talking about those in a position to offer it. The survivors of such abuse often feel shame, guilt and a loss of confidence and self-esteem. It is very costly, both psychologically and practically, for such individuals to step forward and levy charges. An emphasis on forgiveness could reinforce victims' tendencies to bury the crimes and wrongdoings.

And:

The result is a set of conflicting and probably irreconcilable values. America believes in equal treatment before the law. But America's increasingly powerful system of social pressures and sanctions does not provide for equal treatment.

Bài trước: Không cần chờ đến lễ hội

Không cần chờ đến lễ hội

học sinh ở scotland xén cỏ ở sân trường hình... CON CU, lớn tới mức có thể nhìn từ vệ tinh (google earth)

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Huge 60ft penis spotted on Scottish school's playing fields from space satellite image

The picture shows the faint but unmistakable (có thể nhận ra rõ ràng, hiển nhiên, không thể nhầm lẫn) outline of a 60ft phallus (tượng dương vật) on the playing field, just yards from the nearest building at the school in Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire.

It appears that the image was created by wearing away the grass to reveal the earth beneath. It is not clear when the satellite image was captured.

Colin Sim uploaded a screenshot of Google Maps image which clearly shows the male genitalia on the field. He sarcastically commented: “Not at all sure what this is meant to be in Stonehaven.”

Bài trước: Khi công chức thất nghiệp

Khi công chức thất nghiệp

lượt truy cập đến trang web khiêu dâm pornhub tăng đột biến khi chính phủ mỹ đóng cửa :D

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Pornhub: Web Traffic in DC Has Spiked During Government Shutdown

This week, Pornhub.com issued a press release (thông  cáo báo chí) with traffic data (dữ liệu truy cập) from recent weeks (những tuần gần đây), showing that visits to the website have increased in the Washington D.C. area since the government shutdown (chính phủ đóng cửa) began. The data also revealed (tiết lộ) that there has been a nationwide (toàn quốc) increase in the number of people visiting Pornhub on weekdays during the shutdown.

...The data was featured on Pornhub’s Insights page, where the site shows traffic data for significant times and places. The site has previously found that traffic plummets (lao thẳng xuống, rơi thẳng xuống, tụt) on election night (đêm bầu cử) and following the release of popular video games (trò chơi phổ biến/được ưa thích).

Pornography (sách báo khiêu dâm) is one of the most popular things that nobody seems to talk about. Thankfully, the viewership data is available to give us an interesting look at both our culture (văn hóa) and our psychology (tâm lý).

Bài trước: Lưu ý cho người bắt đầu tập yoga

Lưu ý cho người bắt đầu tập yoga

đừng để thầy dạy gạ tình (lạm dụng tình dục),

vụ việc chấn động ở trường dạy yoga lớn nhất thế giới tại thái lan,

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Thailand yoga retreat in sexual assault scandal reopens

The world’s biggest tantric (mật giáo, mật tông) yoga school, which closed after multiple women alleged (tố cáo, cáo buộc) rape (hiếp dâm) and sexual assault (tấn công tình dục), has reopened with the accused leader back in charge and amid accusations that management suppressed (đàn áp, chặn; nín, nén, cầm lại) an investigation (cuộc điều tra) into the abuse (lạm dụng).

Agama Yoga, which is located on the Thai island of Koh Phangan, shut down for “restructuring” in September after the Guardian published allegations by 14 women accusing the school of facilitating rape, sexual assault and misogynist (ghét đàn bà) teachings at the hands of its leader, Swami Vivekananda Saraswati, a Romanian whose real name is Narcis Tarcau, for 15 years.

...Tarcau was also accused of using his influence to promote “dangerous” health theories (lý thuyết sức khỏe nguy hiểm), which allegedly contributed to at least two women not seeking treatment for cancer (không chữa chạy ung thư) with “devastating consequences” (hậu quả đáng tiếc)...

Bài trước: Không nên vận động mạnh

Không nên vận động mạnh

cảnh báo: durex thu hồi lố bao cao su vì dễ bục rách "trong quá trình sử dụng" :D

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Durex recalls condoms over 'burst pressure' concerns

The brand's parent company, RB Health (Canada) Inc., said certain batches of the Durex Real Feel Extra Lubricated 10ct condoms and Durex Real Feel 20 ct condoms didn't pass a "stringent" durability test.

Health Canada issued its own alert, saying the latter batch, specifically, is "not expected to meet the registered burst pressure specification at end of shelf-life."

Batch numbers are visible on the bottom of the box and on the foil wrapping of each condom.

Bài trước: Chúng ta cùng lên tiếng

Nhật Bản giành huy chương vàng tại Thế vận hội 2020

Lừa tình

ConDorm

Lừa tình

một thanh niên florida làm tình (liên tục) với ngựa con (họ hàng của lừa :D)

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A Marion County man was arrested Monday afternoon after he admitted to having sex with a miniature (nhỏ, cỡ nhỏ, thu nhỏ lại) horse (ngựa) — repeatedly.

In addition to ponying up to having sex four times in a week (4 lần một tuần) with the horse named Jackie G, 21-year-old Citra resident Nicholas Sardo told a detective (trinh thám, thám tử) that “he used a condom (bao cao su) each time because he didn’t want to get a disease (không muốn lây bệnh) from the horse.”

Sardo is charged with four counts of sexual conduct with an animal. His bond (xiềng xích, tù tội) is $4,000.

The sheriff’s office says a family member owns the horse.

Sardo said “he knew he was wrong for what he did and that he was a sick man.”

Bài trước: Cái giá của sự tò mò

Cái giá của sự tò mò

thử thủ dâm nơi công cộng xem thế nào... :D

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Florida man 'curious' about public masturbation did it because he's 'dumb,' deputies say

...The officer pulled Heinzen over and questioned him about what he was doing in the area, to which Heinzen claimed that he had just turned down the road to turn around because he thought he had left his credit card at home (quên thẻ tín dụng ở nhà).

When questioned further, Heinzen said he was "curious" (tò mò) about masturbating (thủ dâm) in front of the camera (trước camera an ninh) at the water treatment plant (nhà máy xử lý nước) so he drove there, mooned the camera then masturbated while wearing a hat (đội mũ) and napkin around (quấn khăn) his face (quanh mặt), according to the affidavit (bản khai có tuyên thệ).

Heinzen said he did it because he is "dumb" (ngu ngốc, ngớ ngẩn). He was arrested (bắt giữ, bắt giam) on a charge (buộc tội) of indecent exposure (hở hang khiếm nhã).

Bài trước: Lưu ý khi vận hành website bán hàng

Lưu ý khi vận hành website bán hàng

hiện phim sex "bố xxx bạn gái tôi" trong mục quà tặng cho cha...

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Amazon slammed for selling hardcore porn DVD in 'Dad Gifts' category

Shoppers said they were shocked to see the sex film "Dad is f***ing my girlfriend" appear in search results when they browsed the website for an appropriate present for their dad.

Parents fear children could see the 18-rated £16.95 DVD and other sex films on the website as they appear in search results.

The DVD - which was sold by a third-party seller called Meerkat Wholesalers - popped up on screen when you typed "dad gifts" into the search bar.

After The Sun contacted Amazon about the DVD, it removed the title from its website - but other porn films are still listed online.

Bài trước: Tình đồng nghiệp

Tình đồng nghiệp

đi làm vườn ở địa phương, nghỉ ngơi, xem porn, phết thạch quả việt quất lên người, xxx, và còn quay phim lại nữa :)

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A local landscaper (nghệ nhân làm vườn) was charged with voyeurism (thói nhòm lỗ khóa, tính tò mò bệnh hoạn, thị dâm) after police said he got into a sticky situation with a co-worker.

Robert Somley, 52, was arrested after a 48-year-old female associate complained that Somley had secretly taken video of her while the two of them were on a break from a job at a local home.

...When she went back into the home this time, she found Somley naked (khỏa thân) and dribbling (chảy nhỏ giọt) maple (cây thích) syrup on his body, police said.

Police said the woman confessed (thú nhận) that this sight was a "turn on" for her and she demanded to be allowed to participate.

In addition to the syrup, police said the couple engaged in foreplay (sự vuốt ve kích thích trước khi giao hợp; màn "khởi động") with blueberry jelly.

Bài trước: Lỡ đi quá giới hạn với đồng nghiệp

Nghệ thuật xây dựng quan hệ với sếp

500 anh em nhớ vào lịch

500 anh em nhớ vào lịch

lễ hội đạp xe khỏa thân quốc tế (lớn nhất thế giới) ở edinburgh vào ngày 8/6/2019 :)

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A naked bike ride through Edinburgh is planned for next summer

Organisers of a naked bike ride through Edinburgh hope to have dozens of people baring all next summer. The World Naked Bike Ride is an international "bare as you dare" cycle, calling for cleaner and safer streets.

The Edinburgh event is being organised for June 8 next year, pending approval by the city council. An exact route for the cycle is yet to be determined but dozens of riders are expected in various states of undress.

Previous Edinburgh naked bike rides were forced to stay at least partially clothed due to a warning from the police. However organisers say they are confident riders will be allowed to be fully nude this year, following further discussions with the police. It means next year's could be the largest so far.

Bài trước: Sao em nỡ vô tình

Sao em nỡ vô tình

mua trang phục 'người chăn cừu' cho con tham gia lễ hội ở trường, hóa ra đó là 'cừu - đồ chơi tình dục' :D

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Mortified mother, 46, sends her five-year-old son to his school nativity with a £16.99 'shepherd' (người chăn cừu; linh mục, mục sư) costume from Amazon - only to discover it came with a blow-up SEX DOLL sheep

Helen Cox, of Alloa, Clackmannanshire, bought her son Alfie the £16.99 fancy (ngon, vui mắt, khác thường, lạ) dress costume (quần áo, y phục, trang phục) on Amazon for his play and he was delighted it came with a blow up sheep.

But she was puzzled (khó hiểu, khó trả lời, vấn đề khó xử, nan giải) when a teacher told him to take the sheep home - until she blew it up and found it had a huge hole in its bottom (lỗ lớn ở đít) - as well as red lips and eyelashes (môi và mi mắt màu đỏ).

Mother-of-two Mrs Cox, 46, found the exact same sheep was on sale as a 'stag night bonkin' sheep' - and is now devising (nghĩ cách) a way to steal (ăn cắp, lấy trộm) it away from unaware Alfie.

Bài trước: Sao em nỡ đành quên