Điêu đứng vì dịch Covid-19

các ngân hàng tinh trùng thiếu cung trầm trọng... :D

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The sperm (tinh trùng) kings of America are exhausted.

These men are flying all over the place. They are shipping their sperm with new vial (lọ nhỏ) systems and taking the latest DNA tests because that is what women want now. Sure, they can talk on the phone, but they say it has to be quick because they are driving to Dallas or Kansas City or Portland, Maine, in time for an ovulation window. They would like to remind me they have day jobs.

“People are fed up with sperm banks,” said Kyle Gordy, 29, who lives in Malibu, Calif. He invests in real estate but spends most of his time donating his sperm, free (except for the cost of travel), to women. He also runs a nearly 11,000-member private Facebook group, Sperm Donation USA, which helps women connect with a roster of hundreds of approved donors. His donor sperm has sired 35 children, with five more on the way, he said.

...Reliable numbers are tough to find in Sperm World.  Researchers cite data collected in the 1980s to estimate the number of children born by donor sperm in the United States at anywhere from 30,000 to 60,000 a year, though advocates push back even on that range, saying there are no dependable figures because there is no regulation. Sperm banking itself was about a $4 billion industry in 2018.

Bài trước: Ai chả biết

Ai chả biết

cần tiêm thuốc an thần cho cừu để dễ dàng... xén lông bìu, nhằm giữ chất lượng tinh trùng, ko bị quá nóng :D

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"There's got to be some real care and expertise in shearing (xén) woolly scrotums (bìu)," Mr Jubb said.

"Shearing woolly scrotums is a good idea to make sure the [testicles] (tinh hoàn) don't overheat  (quá nóng) and the sperm quality (chất lượng tinh trùng) stays high.

"But you definitely don't want to cut the scrotum."

Mr Jubb recommends anxious (lo âu, khắc khoải) rams be relaxed with the help of sedatives (thuốc giảm đau, thuốc an thần).

Bài trước: Quá bất ngờ

Quá bất ngờ

đột kích bắt giữ quân nổi dậy thì tìm thấy... dương vật giả trong đống vũ khí :D

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Security forces on Thursday stumbled upon a dildo (dương vật giả) amid a huge cache of arms (vũ khí) and ammunition (đạn dược) while raiding (đột kích) a Jharkhand Jan Mukti Parishad (JJMP) hideout in Palamu, police said. While rifles (súng trường) and live cartridges (cát tút) were recovered from hideouts (nơi ẩn náu) of insurgent (quân nổi dậy) groups during almost every raid, finding sex toys (đồ chơi tình dục) from the possession of rebels (quân nổi dậy) was not a common happening in Jharkhand. 

...Commandant of 134 battalion of the CRPF here A D Sharma said the joint forces today conducted a well planned and meticulous (tỉ mỉ) search at Salamdiri under Panki police station about which there was a tip off (được bắn tin) about the concentration of a dozen extremists (phần tử cực đoan) of JJMP here since a couple of days.

Bài trước: Cử người này tới Tam Thôn

Cử người này tới Tam Thôn

quần bị tụt khi chụp ảnh với thủ tướng...

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A human rights group leader’s pants fell down during an appearance with the Croatian president Tuesday in Zagreb, the country’s capital.

Ivan Zvonimir Cicak, president of the Croatian Helsinki Committee for Human Rights, quickly pulled his pants back up from his ankles during a photoshoot with the country’s first female president Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic. The two were at an event in the walkup to International Human Rights Day, which is on December 10, AFP reports. Grabar-Kitarovic appears to have kept a completely straight face (kiềm chế giữ bộ mặt bình thản, không cười) during the slip-up — at least in these three pictures.

Bài trước: Hoài của

Hoài của

trong khi nhu cầu ngày càng tăng cao vì dịch covid-19 thì chính quyền indonesia lại... đốt đồ chơi tình dục :))

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Indonesian authorities destroyed (phá huỷ) hundreds of sex toys (đồ chơi tình dục) on Friday as demand for the prohibited (bị cấm) devices has spiked during the coronavirus pandemic.

Sex toys are illegal (bất hợp pháp) in the conservative (khuynh hướng bảo thủ) country. Officials say they corrupt (làm đồi bại) public morals (đức hạnh, phẩm hạnh) and routinely (thường lệ, đều đặn) intercept (chặn đứng) shipments, torching (đốt, phóng hoả) them as though they were illicit drugs.

In their most recent bust (ập vào bắt giữ), a total of 442 sex toys were destroyed in Bandung, the capital of the Indonesian province of West Java.

Bài trước: Đừng nghiên cứu nữa

Đừng nghiên cứu nữa

các nhà khoa học canada cảnh báo, do chất thải dầu rò rỉ ra sông, nên các con rái cá ở đây có... xương dương vật dễ gãy, và hiện tượng này cũng có ảnh hưởng tương tự đối với người...

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Penis bones (xương dương vật) of otters (con rái cá) in Canada are weakening due to the oil industry's toxic chemicals (chất độc hóa học) tricking into (rò rỉ) nearby rivers.

A team from McMaster University found that hydrocarbon contaminates (nhiễm bẩn) from such operations are decreasing density and making the bones more breakable (dễ gãy).

Researchers analyzed otters near and outside crude oil hubs in Alberta, finding that those living near the sites had brittle (dễ gãy) phallus (thuộc dương vật) bones.

Frail (yếu đuối, mong manh) penis bones could disrupt the marine animal’s population as well has have the same impact on humans, experts warn.

Bài trước: Việc làm thời Covid–19: Cơ hội từ thích ứng

Việc làm thời Covid–19: Cơ hội từ thích ứng

sao phim khiêu dâm (chuyên nghiệp) tranh cử làm chính trị gia (chuyên nghiệp)... :D

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A porn (phim khiêu dâm) actor (nam diễn viên) is bidding for a role in something new: politics.

Adult film actor Juan Melecio submitted his paperwork Monday to run for (tranh cử) a commission seat (chiếc ghế ủy ban) in Wilton Manors. He also goes by several other names, including Juan Davila (his mother’s last name). His stage name is Antonio Biaggi.

Melecio, who turns 42 on Wednesday, said he has lived in the city for a year and this is his first bid for office. He said he has appeared (xuất hiện) in scores of (một vài) porn flicks (phim khiêu dâm), although his attention (tập trung, chú ý) is more focused on producing films these days through his company, Biaggi Productions.

Melecio’s candidacy has drawn scrutiny (giám sát chặt chẽ) as protests (cuộc biểu tình) take place (diễn ra) across the country (trên toàn quốc) against racism (chống phân biệt chủng tộc) through the Black Lives Matter movement (phong trào). 

Bài trước: Mắc mệt ghê, người hâm mộ nhiệt tình quá mà

Mắc mệt ghê, người hâm mộ nhiệt tình quá mà

hai phi công người Nga bay thành hình dương vật để... ủng hộ đội trưởng bóng đá bị sa thải do... thủ dâm trên giường... :D

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Two Russian pilots (phi công) have allegedly (bị cáo buộc) carried out a penis-shaped (hình dương vật) flight pattern (mẫu hình đường bay) in a show of support (ủng hộ) for the captain (đội trưởng) of Russia's national soccer team (đội tuyển bóng đá nam quốc gia) who was axed  (bị sa thải) after a video of him performing a sex act surfaced online. 

The unnamed crew of Pobeda airline are now under investigation (điều tra) for stunt (cuộc biểu diễn nguy hiểm, trò nguy hiểm) which was reportedly done to back the Russian team captain Artem Dzyuba.

Dzyuba was suspended from international duty after footage (cảnh quay) showing him masturbating (thủ dâm) in bed was leaked online in a possible blackmail (tống tiền) case being investigated by Russia's security services. 

Bài trước: Đợi sự cho phép của CDC

Đợi sự cho phép của CDC

dơi hạ "khẩu trang" xuống khi làm tình... :D

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Centurio senex is a wrinkle-faced bat found in Mexico, Central America, and northern South America. Interestingly, this species shows a distinct sexual dimorphism (hiện tượng lưỡng hình): Adult males have a fold of skin under the chin that can be raised to cover the lower part of the face like a mask (mặt nạ, khẩu trang), suggesting that it might be used during courtship (tán tỉnh) behavior. But this species has rarely been studied, so little is known about its behavior and natural history. In the new study, the researchers report the first observations of echolocation and mating behavior of C. senex. The authors analyzed synchronized audio and video recordings from an aggregation of males located on 53 perches in Costa Rica over a period of six weeks.

This species appears to use lek courtship, in which females choose mates from clusters of sexually displaying presumably territorial males. Among mammals, lek courtship is known to be used by only 12 species, mainly seals and hoofed mammals. When females approached, the perched males beat their wings and emitted very loud, low-frequency whistling calls. The males lowered their masks immediately before copulation (sự giao cấu, giao hợp), then sang enthusiastically and raised their masks again after mating.

Bài trước: Vừa mới vào

Vừa mới vào

thành phố Oudenburg của Bỉ trang trí đèn giáng sinh hình nến, mà trông như... con CU...

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The Belgian city of Oudenburg was getting into the Christmas spirit, and it prepared to unveil (trình bày công khai, tiết lộ) a lights display on scores of columns set up to look like festive candles scattered around one of its districts.

But when the switch was flipped, something else appeared: instead of candles, the 80 columns looked more like a certain part of the male anatomy (giải phẫu) topped with blue lights, illuminating (chiếu sáng) bus stops (bến xe buýt), green spaces (khoảng không gian xanh) and even the surroundings of a church (quanh nhà thờ).

The display in Oudenburg, 10 miles west of Bruges, was quickly noticed with amusement (buồn cười, hài hước) by local residents (cư dân địa phương), and then picked up gleefully (vui vẻ, hân hoan) by Belgian and international news media.

The mayor of Oudenburg, Anthony Dumarey, said the city was making the best of the situation, and he hoped that the display, and all the attention it had received, would cheer up local residents dispirited (buồn chán, mất tinh thần) by the coronavirus pandemic (đại dịch).

Bài trước: Thật không chuyên nghiệp

Thật không chuyên nghiệp

cô giáo say, ngồi trên đùi học sinh và tụt áo khoe ngực...

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Married PE department head ­Katherine Lake, 44, downed eight glasses of wine at a school leavers’ prom and sat on one student’s lap watched by his stunned pals.

Later, she pulled her top down exposing (phơi bày) her breasts (ngực) while posing (tạo dáng chụp ảnh) with five pupils (học sinh) in a photo booth.

The flirty (hay ve vãn, tán tỉnh) teacher, who also shared a cigarette with a pupil, was so smashed she fell over while trying to sit on a pupil’s lap.

Mrs Lake — who started boozing with other teachers before the prom — said she was so drunk she could not remember the night.

She was sacked (bị sa thải) as head of PE at Reepham secondary school near Norwich in September 2019.

She admitted (thừa nhận) unacceptable (không chấp nhận được) professional (chuyên nghiệp) conduct (hành vi).

Bài trước: Chuyện như đùa

Chuyện như đùa

chim (dương vật) của Napoleon bị cắt khi mổ xác khám nghiệm và... chu du khắp nơi, qua tay bao người: thầy tu ở Corsica, năm 1927 được trưng bày ở Manhattan, năm 1977 được bác sĩ John Lattimer mua lại với giá 3.000 usd, năm 2007 vào tay... con gái của Lattimer :)

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Napoleon’s Penis: The Broad Strokes Of Its Existence

Napoleon Bonaparte , or more accurately, “Le Petit Caporal,” (in every way) was one of the most famous (nổi tiếng) French statesmen (chính khách) and commanders (người chỉ huy, sĩ quan cao cấp) of all time (mọi thời đại). He strode out of the French Revolution (Cách mạng Pháp), victorious, and became Napoleon I, Emperor of France. He ruled from 1804 until 1814 and again in 1815, during the Hundred Days. According to a 2016 article in Time, many people have been “fixated on Napoleon's penis since Napoleon's doctor allegedly cut it off during his autopsy (khám nghiệm tử thi) in 1821 and gave it to a priest (thầy tu) in Corsica.” Over the years this famous “dead” penis has been likened to a piece of dry leather, a shriveled eel, and beef jerky.

And if this were not shame enough, in 1927 his manhood was compared to a “maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace,” when it was “displayed in Manhattan.” Clearly, this is the twisted story of how one of the most legendary military leaders of all time kept such a thing secret during his lifetime.

...In 1977, Dr. John Lattimer, a professor emeritus and former chairman of urology at the Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons , and a practicing urologist living in New Jersey, bought the “petit penis” for $3,000. When he died 30 years later, Napoleon's member fell into the hands of Lattimer’s daughter. A Vintage News article quotes writer Tony Perrottet, author of Napoleon’s Privates: 2,500 Years of History Unzipped , as saying it had taken on “quite a mythic status.” According to Perrottet, after Napoleon died on the island of St. Helena in 1821, his physician placed the body part in a “little leather presentation box” but without formaldehyde. For this reason, it dried out and came to look “a bit like beef jerky.”

đọc thêm ở đây,

Bài trước: Ở trên bãi cỏ thì không bị cấm rồi

Ở trên bãi cỏ thì không bị cấm rồi

hai em gái say rượu, khỏa thân đánh nhau trên bãi cỏ trước nhà... ;)

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At 4:25 a.m. Sept. 19, police were dispatched (phái, cử) to a residence (nhà lớn, nguy nga tráng lệ; dinh thự) on a report of two females fighting in the front yard. One of the females was naked (khỏa thân).

Police arrived to find that the women, 27 ,of University Heights, and 24, of Cleveland, were intoxicated (say rượu). Both had minor injuries.

The two women were issued criminal summons for disorderly conduct. One was released for hospital treatment, and the other to a responsible party.

Meanwhile, inside the home was a Cleveland Heights man, 27, who was found to be wanted on felony (trọng tội) warrants for kidnapping (bắt cóc). The man was arrested and turned over to Cleveland police.

Bài trước: Canada: đất nước vượt tầm kiểm soát

Canada: đất nước vượt tầm kiểm soát

một phụ nữ ở Fergus bị phạt 25k usd vì... nhập lậu tinh bò... :D

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A Fergus woman has been fined $25,000 after pleading guilty to importing bovine (bò) semen  (tinh dịch) into Canada.

A release issued by the Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) said the woman imported the bovine semen without a permit between Feb. 25, 2017 and Feb. 24, 2018.

The CFIA said it executed warrants in Ontario and Alberta on May 10, 2018 "that resulted in a large seizure of unlawfully imported bovine semen."

The rest of the seized semen, a total of 1,553 straws, were forfeited (bị tước, bị thiệt, phải trả giá) to the Ministry of Agricultural for disposal.

Bài trước: Nào ai có ngờ

Nào ai có ngờ

hình sự hóa lao động tình dục khiến gia tăng bệnh truyền nhiễm ở tỷ lệ gần 60%, giảm thu nhập, ko có tiền đóng học phí cho con...

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We examine the impact of criminalizing (hình sự hóa) sex work (lao động tình dục), exploiting (khai thác, tận dụng) an event in which local officials unexpectedly criminalized sex work in one district in East Java, Indonesia, but not in neighboring districts. We collect data from female sex workers and their clients before and after the change. We find that criminalization increases sexually transmitted infections (bệnh truyền nhiễm lây qua đường tình dục) among female sex workers by 58 percent, measured by biological tests. This is driven by decreased condom access (giảm việc tiếp cận và sử dụng bao cao su) and use. We also find evidence that criminalization decreases earnings (giảm thu nhập) among women who left sex work due to criminalization, and decreases their ability to meet their children’s school expenses (học phí) while increasing the likelihood that children begin working to supplement household income. While criminalization has the potential to improve population STI outcomes if the market shrinks permanently, we show that five years post-criminalization the market has rebounded and the probability of STI transmission within the general population is likely to have increased.

That is from a new NBER working paper by Lisa Cameron, Jennifer Seager, and Manisha Shah.

Bài trước: Bỏ mẹ rồi

Bỏ mẹ rồi

lỗi bảo mật có thể khiến "khóa trinh tiết" mãi ko mở được :))

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Just because almost every gadget or appliance can be connected to the internet, doesn’t mean they should be. Outages (ngừng chạy/hoạt động vì thiếu điện) can render these “smart” devices useless, and many use weak security that can make them easily hackable.

And as security researchers recently found out, the consequences of having a major security flaw in one popular sex toy could have been catastrophic for tens of thousands of users.

U.K.-based security firm Pen Test Partners said the flaw in the Qiui Cellmate internet-connected chastity lock (khóa trinh tiết), billed as the “world’s first app controlled chastity device,” could have allowed anyone to remotely and permanently lock in the user’s penis (dương vật).

Bài trước: Ai mà chưa từng

Ai mà chưa từng

bị kẹp phec mơ tuya vào chim :D, lần đầu tiên ghi nhận hồ sơ bệnh án năm 1936,

khoảng 2.000 người bị mỗi năm...

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Injuries to the penis from zipper entrapment (đánh bẫy, lừa) are actually the most common cause of penile (tác động đến dương vật) trauma (chấn thương, tổn thương; sự việc đã qua gây đau buồn) in adults, with roughly 2,000 reported cases yearly. When they occur, the individual often presents to the emergency department with the prepuce (bao quy đầu; nếp gấp tương tự ở đầu âm vật) caught in the zipper after having unsuccessfully tried home management. It will often present with swelling, pain, bruising (thâm tím), and edema (chứng phù) related to the injury. Adult patients are often extremely reluctant (rất ngại ngần) to come to the hospital for this type of problem, due to extreme embarrassment (rất xấu hổ), which can cause delays in presentation and treatment. The majority of affected patients are children.[1][2] The condition of the penile skin or foreskin becoming caught in a zipper is technically described as a "zipper related penile injury" (ZIRPI) and was first reported in JAMA in 1936.

Zippers were first patented about 100 years ago by Gideon Sundback, a Swedish - Ameican engineer, as an improved clasp locker. At the time of its development, Sundback reportedly had some reservations about "possible genital mishaps". In 1923, B. F. Goodrich was the first company to use the new fastener commercially on their rubber galoshes. It was originally called a "separable fastener" but was soon given the catchy name of "zipper".

Penile rings are intended to improve and maintain erections and are typically used for erotic or auto-erotic purposes. Various types of constricting bands and the injuries they can produce have been reported, but the first case of penile strangulation from such a ring was described by Gauthier in 1755. When a ring becomes trapped either at the base of the penis or behind the penoscrotal junction, it can become quite serious. Such events, called penile ring entrapments, are quite rare. When distal venous engorgement and edema prevents their removal, the penis can progressively become quite swollen, ischemic, and painful. If left untreated, this can progress to ischemia, infarction, necrosis, and even gangrene. For these reasons, penile ring entrapments are considered urological emergencies and need to be dealt with promptly.[3]

Bài trước: Có phải thi đấu không?

Có phải thi đấu không?

nghiên cứu mới nói, chính chị em mới là người ngủ ngay sau khi sex... ;)

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A team of evolutionary psychologists led by Gordon Gallup of the University at Albany, State University of New York found that women are more likely to fall asleep after sex than men. Their rationale? Because it increases the chances of conception (thụ thai).

“The phrase ‘sex is nature’s sleeping pill’ (tình dục là thuốc ngủ của thiên nhiên) is often used to capture the idea that sexual intercourse (quan hệ tình dục) may have sedative (giảm đau, an thần) properties, but there has not been much research on this effect,” state the authors. “We found that women were more likely than men to report falling asleep after sexual intercourse and that post-copulatory (sau giao cấu) somnolence (buồn ngủ, lơ mơ, mơ màng) was enhanced by orgasm (cực khoái) in both women and men.”

While this finding may seem out of step with common sense, there's actually quite a bit of logic behind it. Here’s how the theory goes: Humans evolved an upright posture and bipedal movement as a means to navigate their environment in an optimally efficient way. One of the downsides of an upright posture is that it puts the female reproductive system (hệ sinh sản) at a downward angle with respect to gravity. This is not ideal for retaining sperm (tinh trùng) and, by extension, maximizing the chances of conception (thụ thai) during sex. To overcome this problem, evolutionary psychologists note that “missionary position” (làm tình kiểu truyền giáo, truyền thống) has become a cross-cultural universal. But they argue there is another mechanism through which evolution has enhanced the odds of conception: by imbuing seminal fluid with sedative-like properties. This encourages women to remain lying down after sex, which allows more sperm to be retained in the reproductive tract and further increases the chances of conception.

Bài trước: Quá dễ

Quá dễ

ăn các loại hạt sẽ cải thiện chất lượng tinh trùng...

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For men, a healthy lifestyle isn’t just good for their wellbeing but can also impact their ability to have children. Proper diet can affect the quality of a man’s sperm (tinh trùng), for better or worse. Researchers in Spain say adding nuts to the mix can play a key role in keeping men fertile (khả năng sinh sản, tốt giống).

A team from the Universitat Rovira i Virgili says consuming a mixture of tree nuts — like almonds (quả hạnh), hazelnuts, and walnuts — can have a profound affect on sperm DNA methylation. This process refers to the natural changes your DNA goes through which don’t actually alter human DNA sequences.

Bài trước: Đó là một khẩu súng nhỏ

Đó là một khẩu súng nhỏ

gã thanh niên florida bị bắt giữ đêm halloween vì vẩy súng dọa người khác khi bị trêu là... chim nhỏ :D

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A Florida Keys man was jailed Halloween night after police said he threatened a man with a handgun while in his Jeep on Duval Street.

The reason for the gun flash (vẩy súng)?

Someone questioned the size of the driver’s penis after he revved the Jeep’s engine.

“You must have a small d---,” the driver said he was told.

Dustin Allen Kouns, 21, who is listed in the police report as a student living on Ramrod Key, was arrested on felony charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, carrying a concealed weapon and dealing in stolen property. He was also arrested on a misdemeanor charge of driving without a valid driver’s license.

Bài trước: Đừng tưởng nhầm nhé