Đã tới thiên đường rồi

thuyền chở đầy dân nhập cư cập bến... bãi biển khỏa thân :D

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A BOAT full of asylum seekers (xin tị nạn) streaks ashore — at a nudist beach (bãi biển khỏa thân).

One naked sunbather swam out to the inflatable (có thể thổi phồng, thuyền cao su bơm hơi) to ask if they were OK.

Around 80 nudists were on pebbly Fairlight Glen Beach near Hastings, East Sussex, on Monday morning.

Dad-of-two Jamie Anley, 48, was on his first trip to the beach with wife Astrid, 52.

They had just stripped off (tụt quần áo) when the dinghy (xuồng, thuyền cao su bơm hơi), containing ten men and a woman, approached the shore.

...“They had an engine on their dinghy but they were paddling about ten metres off the beach, probably thinking, ‘What the hell is this?’.

“The beachgoers were all very friendly (thân thiện) — we offered the migrants (dân nhập cư) drinks.

Bài trước: Ông ấy đang xin lời khuyên

Ông ấy đang xin lời khuyên

nghị sĩ argentina bị bắt quả tang... hôn ngực tình nhân và cũng là cố vấn chính trị giữa phiên họp quốc hội qua mạng... :D

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An Argentinian MP has resigned (từ chức) his seat after being suspended (bị đình chỉ) for kissing a woman's breasts during an online parliamentary session.

Married father-of-three Juan Emilio Ameri shocked fellow lawmakers by letting a pretty blonde sit on his knee and appear to fondle him before bending down and kissing her right nipple after pulling down her black top.

...Ameri, accused of sexually harassing (quấy rối tình dục) a teenager (trẻ vị thành niên) around the time he first became an MP last December, initially tried to play down (giảm mức độ trầm trọng) the incident with a bizarre explanation linking his behaviour to the woman's recent boob job after his suspension.

Bài trước: Còn có thể tệ hơn không?

Còn có thể tệ hơn không?

345.000 bao cao su "đã qua sử dụng" được tái chế và bán lại ra thị trường như mới

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Police in Vietnam have confiscated (tịch thu) an estimated 345,000 used condoms which had been cleaned and resold as new.

Footage (cảnh quay) broadcast (truyền hình) by state-owned Vietnam Television (VTV) this week showed dozens of large bags containing the used contraceptives (công cụ tránh thai) scattered across the floor (nằm rải rác trên sàn) of a warehouse (nhà kho) in the southern province of Binh Duong.

...A woman detained (bị bắt giữ) during the bust (sự khám xét, ập vào bắt giữ) told police that the used prophylactics (bao cao su; thiết bị phòng bệnh) were first boiled in water then dried and reshaped (tạo hình) on a wooden phallus (dương vật giả bằng gỗ) before being repackaged and resold.

VTV said it was not clear how many of the recycled condoms had already been sold. The detained woman said she had received $0.17 for every kilogramme of recycled condoms she produced.

Bài trước: Mệt với năm 2020 này quá

Mệt với năm 2020 này quá

nhện cuồng sex "to bằng bàn tay" sắp tấn công nước Anh...

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Sex-hungry spiders "the size of your hand" are set to invade (xâm lược) British homes - and their arrival is imminent (sắp xảy ra, sắp tới).

The colossal (khổng lồ, to lớn) creepy-crawlies (loài côn trùng kinh dị) are on the prowl (sự đi lảng vảng, sự đi rình, sự đi vớ vẩn) for sexual partners (bạn tình) and will be seeking out the warm and dry spots in your home.

The male house spiders can have a leg span of up to 10cm and are in the midst of the mating season (mùa sinh sản), which spans (trải dài) August and September.

Brits across the UK can expect to see more of the long-legged Lotharios in their homes, sheds and garages, as they hunt out females to be their mating partner.

Leading ecologist Dr Chris Terrell-Nield of Nottingham Trent University says the incredible creatures can "do zero to 60 in one second" and instantly disappear if you look away for a second.

Bài trước: Cảnh sát lại vất vả rồi

Cảnh sát lại vất vả rồi

một phụ nữ mua túi đuôi gà hun khói, thì càng trông càng thấy miếng thịt giống... cu đàn ông -> tá hỏa gọi cảnh sát...

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Lamia Singfield of Akron said she had purchased a pack of smoked turkey tails from the grocery store to cook for dinner. But as she was cooking them in beans, she said something didn’t look right.

One of the tails looked a lot more like a human penis than any other kind of meat, she said.

...Her receipt says she bought turkey tails, she said. A photo of the label she provided says “smoked pork tails.”

...At first, she said she thought it was funny. But the longer she looked at the item, the more she became concerned the phallic-shaped meat could be from a human.

And so she called police.

Bài trước: Nhất rồi

Nhất rồi

tinh trùng cổ nhất thế giới, 100 triệu năm, tìm thấy ở Myanmar... 

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A team of paleontologists (nhà cổ sinh vật học) has discovered (phát hiện, khám phá) what they believe is the world's oldest animal sperm (tinh trùng động vật), frozen inside a tiny crustacean (loài giáp xác) in a blob (giọt nước, viên tròn) of tree resin in Myanmar 100 million years ago. 

The oldest known examples of fossilised animal sperm were previously a mere 17 million years old.

The sperm were found inside an ostracod, a kind of crustacean that has existed for 500 million years and can be found in many oceans today.

They were found in the body of a female specimen, indicating that she must have been fertilised (đưa phấn hoa hoặc tinh trùng vào (cây, trứng hoặc con vật cái) để nó phát triển hạt thành con; thụ tinh; thụ phấn) shortly before being trapped in the tree resin.

Bài trước: Technosexuals

Technosexuals

14% đàn ông cảm thấy hứng tình vì alexa của amazon

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A new study commissioned by WeVibe, a sex toy company (công ty đồ chơi tình dục), found loneliness (cô đơn) and anxiety (lo âu) during the virus-induced lockdowns (phong tỏa) has likely resulted in the emergence of "technosexuals." 

Readers must be confused about what exactly the term means. Well, it turns out that anyone who is sexually attracted to machinery, robots, and or, in this case, smart-speakers, is a technosexual. 

WeVibe surveyed 1,000 men and discovered 14% of respondents confessed their Amazon smart-speaker sexually aroused them. 

Also known as "Alexa," Amazon's smart-speaker is no longer just fulfilling questions about the daily weather or telling lame jokes, but rather the Chinese-made device is fueling men's sexual fantasies. 

Bài trước: Nên thế

Nên thế

30 phụ nữ ngực trần tự khóa mình bên ngoài Quốc hội Anh để phản đối biến đổi khí hậu...

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Thirty bare-chested (ngực trần) women locked themselves to the railings (rào chắn) outside Britain’s Houses of Parliament on Thursday in an Extinction Rebellion protest to demand action against climate change.

The women carried a large banner reading “Can’t bare the truth?” and had words painted on their chests representing predicted consequences (hậu quả dự đoán được) of global warming (sự ấm lên toàn cầu) such as war (chiến tranh), drought (hạn hán), starvation (sự chết đói), wildfires (cháy rừng), violence (bạo lực) and famine (nạn đói).

Bài trước: Trải nghiệm khách hàng trong thời đại số

Trải nghiệm khách hàng trong thời đại số

em gái florida bị bắt vì... khỏa thân thử đồ chơi tình dục tại cửa hàng người lớn :D

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A Florida woman who stripped naked and started “trying out” a sex toy in a Fort Pierce sex shop was arrested and charged with larceny (sự ăn cắp) and indecent exposure (lõa lồ khiếm nhã).

Staff called police after the customer took off most of her clothes in the store, leaving her dressed in just a purple shirt.

An employee said the woman went on to remove a sex toy from its packaging and took off her short, leaving her fully nude (hoàn toàn khỏa thân).

Staff also later told police that the woman had tried on a piece of clothing but the exact nature of this item has not been reported.

The total value of the goods allegedly stolen by the woman totalled $45.98 (about £35)

Bài trước: Lý do dân số Canada giảm

Lý do dân số Canada giảm

bỏ qua ko hôn hít, và đeo khẩu trang khi làm tình với người lạ :))

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Skip kissing and consider wearing a mask when having sex with a new partner to protect yourself from catching the coronavirus, Canada's chief public health officer said on Wednesday, adding that going solo remains the lowest-risk sexual option in a pandemic.

Dr. Theresa Tam said in a statement there is little chance of catching COVID-19 from semen (tinh dịch) or vaginal fluid (chất nhầy âm đạo, dâm thủy), but sexual activity (làm tình) with someone new does increase the risk of contracting the virus, particularly if there is close contact like kissing.

"Like other activities during COVID-19 that involve physical closeness, there are some things you can do to minimize the risk of getting infected (bị nhiễm) and spreading the virus," she said.

Bài trước: Bữa sáng là vua

Bữa sáng là vua

ăn bơ lạc vào buổi sáng thì sẽ "giỏi trên giường" đấy... ;)

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Most of us have had the phrase "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" drilled into us our entire lives, but what does your first plate say about you?

Apparently whether you opt for a super green smoothie, a bowl of cereal or a piece of toast gives an insight into your personality - and it can be very revealing.

According to new research by Weetabix, those who eat peanut butter (bơ lạc) each morning are the most passionate (say đắm, nồng nàn; nồng nhiệt, thiết tha) lovers.

But if you reach for the Marmite instead, you're more likely to be well-read (đọc nhiều), while those who just have a cup of tea (uống chè buổi sáng) are more likely to earn a lot of money (kiếm được nhiều tiền).

Bài trước: Chắc chắn là do điện thoại nhỏ rồi

Chắc chắn là do điện thoại nhỏ rồi

dùng điện thoại vào buổi tối trước khi đi ngủ ảnh hưởng chất lượng tinh trùng nhé...

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Numerous studies link smartphone or tablet use at night to trouble falling asleep. Now, a new study finds yet another compelling reason to avoid such gadgets before bed — at least for men who hope to one day start a family (hy vọng một ngày nào đó sẽ lập gia đình). New research by the American Academy of Sleep Medicine notes a correlation (mối tương quan) between nighttime digital media use and poor sperm quality (chất lượng tinh trùng).

These preliminary results (kết quả ban đầu/sơ bộ) suggest that the more often a man uses digital devices, both in the evening in general and after bedtime, the more his sperm quality will decline. Among studied males who reported regular and copious electronic device use at night, three measures of sperm quality (concentration, motility and progressive motility) were lower.

For reference, progressive motility refers to the ability of a man’s sperm to “swim” correctly. This, of course, is an essential part of the conception process.

Bài trước: Công chức mẫn cán

Công chức mẫn cán

đang họp, đứng dậy và... làm tình với thư ký (camera vẫn bật) :D

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A government official accidentally left his camera on during a Zoom call as he was having sex with his secretary.

Jesus Estil was caught in the act during the meeting with Fatima Dos village council (hội đồng  nhân dân xã) in the city of Cavity, Philippines, on August 26.

While others were talking, the council captain got up and walked towards a woman sat on a sofa a few steps from the computer.

The pair began performing sexual acts while the camera was turned on.

She was later identified as his secretary, who also does accounting for the local government’s office.

One of Estil’s colleagues recorded the explicit scene.

After the video was made public, some residents of the village filed a petition (đơn xin, đề nghị) to oust (đuổi, trục xuất) the captain for misconduct (hành vi không đúng đắn (nhất là về nghề nghiệp hoặc tình dục); hành vi sai trái)

Bài trước: Ủng hộ bộ trưởng

Ủng hộ bộ trưởng

bộ trưởng nội địa pháp ủng hộ quyền (của chị em được) tắm nắng ngực trần,

nước pháp chứ có phải ả rập saudi đâu :)

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France’s interior minister has defended the “precious” right to sunbathe topless (ngực trần tắm nắng) on beaches (bãi biển), after police asked a group of women to cover up on the southern coast.

French gendarmes patrolling a beach in Mediterranean seaside town Sainte-Marie-la-Mer last week asked a group of topless sunbathers to cover up in response to a complaint from a family (một gia đình phàn nàn), the local gendarmerie said in a statement on Facebook.

It acknowledged their actions had been “clumsy” but said the officers only wanted to calm the situation, insisting there had been no official order to ban topless sunbathing in the town.

But their actions prompted an avalanche (trận lở tuyết) of criticism (chỉ trích) on social media (mạng xã hội), where users wondered if the practice was now out of bounds (không được phép).

“Is Sainte-Marie-la-Mer now Saudi Arabia?” wondered one user, while others slammed a creeping (dần dần, từ từ) “prudishness” (sự cả thẹn, sự làm bộ đoan trang kiểu cách) in France.

Bài trước: Tập trung một việc thôi

Tập trung một việc thôi

đừng đa nhiệm,

nữ ủy viên hđqt trường học quên tắt camera và... tắm khi đang họp...

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A Pittsburgh Public Schools' board member (ủy viên hđqt) forgot to turn off her camera before getting in the shower during a live virtual meeting (cuộc họp ảo/qua mạng) Wednesday.

Veronica Edwards was seen undressing (cởi quần áo, cởi đồ) and getting into the shower during the district’s live-streamed public agenda meeting.

Edwards is a Pittsburgh Public Schools graduate and worked 37 years at the district before retiring.

In a written statement, Edwards said she regretted the incident, but remains "committed (cam kết, tận tâm), resolved (quyết tâm) and focused on her responsibilities to educate all children (giáo dục các trẻ nhỏ)."

Bài trước: Phái nữ vẫn được ủng hộ hơn

Phái nữ vẫn được ủng hộ hơn

phượt lên đỉnh núi, nam thì khoe mông, nữ thì cởi áo khoe ngực trần... ;)

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What a view.

Women are posing topless (ngực trần) while hiking (đi bộ đường dài) on mountaintops (đỉnh núi) in a social-media trend (xu hướng trên mạng xã hội), all in the name of empowerment (trao quyền).

The movement (phong trào), which has been around since 2015, has surged (trào lên, tràn lên, dâng lên như sóng) in recent months.

After reaching the mountaintop, female hikers will strip down and look out on the vista, and have a friend take a shot of them from behind. It’s especially prevalent in the mountain-filled backdrops of Colorado, where going topless is legal.

“It feels fun, exciting and maybe a little risky to be naked in nature (khỏa thân trong thiên nhiên),” Kari Armstrong, who runs a women’s hiking club, told the Colorado-based news outlet. “When you have worked hard for your hike, or even if you haven’t, it is fun to do something a little silly and liberating (được giải phóng) to celebrate (ăn mừng).”

Bài trước: Triết lý của điếm

Triết lý của điếm

(nhiều) gái làm tình sớm thì ít ca nhiễm hiv hơn, nghiên cứu ở thái lan...

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Thailand used to fit the the classic ‘virtuous girls, philandering boys’ (gái ngoan, trai hư) model. At the start of the 1990s, 57 percent of twenty-one-year-old men in Northern Thailand trooped off to the brothel (nhà thổ) to do their philandering. More than half the sex workers who soaked up their excess energy were HIV-infected….

Then…the Thai economy boomed. Girls were getting better educations than ever before…Educated girls were waiting longer before getting married, but not before having sex. By the end of the 1990s, 45 percent of girls aged 15-21 in northern Thailand admitted to having sex with boyfriends before marriage, compared to less than a tenth of that in a nationwide survey in 1993.

…So at the end of the decade, we have a lot more premarital sex (tình dục trước hôn nhân) and not all that much condom use with girlfriends. But now that these young, cash-strapped guys can have sex without paying, they’ve stopped handing over cash for sex. By the end of the 1990s, only 7 percent of young men were paying for sex, and HIV prevalence (sự phổ biến, sự thịnh hành, sự lan khắp, sự thường thấy) in sex workers had come down too.

….In short, more women having premarital sex equals less HIV.

Bài trước: Đừng nên tự kiềm chế

Đừng nên tự kiềm chế

ra ngoài tìm kiếm bạn tình đi, sẽ giúp ngăn ngừa sự lây lan của AIDS,

giai ngoan cứ ở nhà, là các cô gái lại cặp kè với trai hư thôi -> dính aids,

theo tính toán của giáo sư nobel kinh tế Michael Kremer, tình hình aids/hiv ở nước anh sẽ được hạn chế lây lan, nếu bất kỳ ai dưới 2,25 bạn tình "buông thả" hơn chút :)

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You’ve read elsewhere about the sin (tội) of promiscuity (tính hay chung chạ bừa bãi; sự lang chạ). Let me tell you about the sin of self-restraint (tự kiềm chế).

Consider Martin, a charming (đẹp, duyên dáng, yêu kiều; có sức quyến rũ, làm say mê, làm mê mẩn) and generally prudent (thận trọng) young man with a limited sexual history, who has been gently (nhẹ nhàng, êm ái, dịu dàng) flirting (tán tỉnh) with his coworker (đồng nghiệp) Joan. As last week’s office party approached, both Joan and Martin silently and separately entertained the prospect that they just might be going home together. Unfortunately, Fate, through its agents at the Centers for Disease Control, intervened. The morning of the party, Martin happened to notice one of those CDC-sponsored subway ads touting the virtues of abstinence (kiêng khem, kiêng cữ). Chastened (chế ngự, kiềm chế), he decided to stay home. In Martin’s absence, Joan hooked up with the equally charming but considerably less prudent Maxwell – and Joan got AIDS.

When the cautious (thận trọng, cẩn thận) Martin withdraws from the mating game (cuộc chơi hẹn hò), he makes it easier for the reckless (thiếu thận trọng, hấp tấp, khinh suất, liều lĩnh, táo bạo) Maxwell to prey on the hapless (rủi ro, không may) Joan. If those subway ads are more effective against Martin than against Maxwell, they are a threat (mối nguy) to Joan’s safety (sự an toàn). This is especially so when they displace (đổi chỗ, dời chỗ, chuyển chỗ) Calvin Klein ads, which might have put Martin in a more socially beneficent mood.

If the Martins of the world would loosen up a little, we could slow the spread of AIDS. Of course, we wouldn’t want to push this too far: if Martin loosens up too much, he becomes as dangerous as Maxwell. But when sexual conservatives (khuynh hướng bảo thủ) increase their activity by moderate amounts, they do the rest of us a lot of good. Harvard professor Michael Kremer estimates that the spread of AIDS in England could plausibly be retarded (làm cho chậm lại, làm cho trễ, làm cho muộn lại; làm chậm sự tiến bộ, làm chậm sự phát triển (trí óc, thân thể..); trì hoãn tiến trình, trì hoãn sự hoàn thành (một công trình..)) if everyone with fewer than about 2.25 partners per year were to take additional partners more frequently.

Bài trước: Có rút lại chưa nhỉ?

Có rút lại chưa nhỉ?

Hà Lan cấm du lịch phố đèn đỏ (hiệu lực từ 1/1/2020, bài tháng 3/2019), vì khách... không tôn trọng 'công nhân tình dục',

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Amsterdam is to ban guided tours of its red-light district (phố đèn đỏ) as part of an effort to restrict (hạn chế) the increasing throngs (đoàn, lũ) of visitors (du khách) in its historic city centre, and because “they are not respectful” (không tôn trọng) to sex workers (công nhân tình dục).

“It is no longer acceptable in this age to see sex workers as a tourist attraction,” city councillor Udo Kock said. A survey has shown that 80% of sex workers say gawping (trố mắt nhìn, nhìn trâng tráo) tourists are bad for their business and councillors (ủy viên hội đồng) last year suggested moving the red light district to another part of the city.

Fuelled by cheap flights and online booking, tourist numbers in Amsterdam – a city of 850,000 residents – rose to 19 million in 2018, with mayor Femke Halsema predicting 29 million by 2025. The medieval city centre is becoming increasingly unlivable, residents say.

Bài trước: Sân trượt băng đẹp và hiện đại nhất Việt Nam năm 2020

Trời không dung

phụ nữ việt nam bị lừa sang china, bị hiếp để có con, và đứa bé bị đem bán cho các gia đình china...

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...When the vehicle eventually stopped outside an apartment building, Linh realised she had been tricked (bị lừa).

She was locked inside a room packed with a group of pregnant (mang thai) Vietnamese women.

"Most had been tricked ... in the same way that I had," Linh said.

"All had been raped (bị hiếp) for the purpose of becoming pregnant."

Linh said none of the women knew what would happen to them after they had given birth. All they knew was that their babies would be taken from them and sold.

"I didn't know at the time, but I now know that girl babies were being sold for $9000 and boys for $13,000," she said.

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