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02 Sep, 2015
In my next life, I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better everyday. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then you start work, you get a gold watch and party on your 1st day. You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You get mad shredded before going to gym. You party, enjoy life til you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
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