Covid-19: việc làm mới thời khủng hoảng

"lời thú tội bên quan tài", thực hiện lời hứa với người chết trong đám tang của họ, thu nhập: 10.000 usd/lần,

ví dụ, bảo linh mục về chỗ (vì người chết kỵ tôn giáo); bảo bạn thân ngồi xuống và đừng đọc điếu văn (vì từng gạ làm tình với vợ của người quá cố)... 
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Bill Edgar has, in his own words, “no respect for the living” (không tôn trọng người sống). Instead, his loyalty (trung thành) is to the newly departed clients who hire Mr Edgar — known as “the coffin confessor” — to carry out their wishes from beyond the grave (ngôi mộ).

Mr Edgar runs a business in which, for $10,000, he is engaged by people “knocking on death’s door” (gõ cửa thần chết) to go to their funerals (đám tang) or gravesides and reveal the secrets (tiết lộ bí mật) they want their loved ones to know.

“They’ve got to have a voice and I lend my voice for them,” Mr Edgar said.

Mr Edgar, a Gold Coast private investigator, said the idea for his graveside hustle came when he was working for a terminally ill man.

“We got on to the topic of dying and death and he said he’d like to do something,” Mr Edgar said.

“I said, ‘Well, I could always crash (lẻn vào không có giấy mời, lẻn vào không có vé) your funeral for you’,” and a few weeks later the man called and took Mr Edgar up on his offer and a business was born.

In almost two years he has “crashed” 22 funerals and graveside events, spilling the tightly-held secrets of his clients who pay a flat fee of $10,000 for his service.

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