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It's 2:00am and you feel something like the jaws of a hairclip (kẹp tóc) on your forehead (trán).
It's not a hairclip.
Emily Hinds was having an early night after celebrating (ăn mừng) a win (thắng cuộc) in social netball (bóng rổ) with a glass of wine on Tuesday night.
"I woke up in that slumber (giấc ngủ) feeling like I've rolled onto a hair clip on my head and was thinking 'Why did the kids put a hair clip on my head'?" the 42-year-old mum said.
"Then I thought the clip would have to open and close.
"Then I felt it and it was smooth and long and I said 'It's a snake (con rắn)!'
"I said to Jason, 'I've been bitten by a snake!' And he said, 'Bullshit!'"
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