Liệu trận chung kết Úc mở rộng 2021 có diễn ra tình huống "dở khóc dở cười" này?

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...The evidence ... Ronnie -- aka "The Rocket" -- was participating (tham gia) in the Northern Ireland Open on Wednesday, competing against (thi đấu với) Matthew Stevens when someone tore ass (đánh rắm).

The arena was basically empty (trống, vắng) due to COVID -- so the only people in the room were the players and officials.

In other words, you could hear a pin drop (nghe tiếng kim rơi) ... or in this case, a buttcheek ripple.

The poot (tiếng rắm) was so loud (rõ to), everyone took notice -- including the announcers (người giới thiệu diễn giả, ca sĩ, chương trình (trên đài phát thanh hoặc truyền hình)) who immediately (ngay lập tức) cracked jokes (pha trò) and began to suggest Ronnie was the flatulator (người bị đầy bụng).

But, Ronnie didn't take the blame initially -- instead, looking at an official and asking, "Was that you?!"

J'ACCUSE!!!

But, the denial (phủ nhận) didn't last long, Ronnie eventually copped to the anal honk ... saying after the match, "I dropped my guts -- I am taking full ownership of that. I have had stomach problems for a couple of months."

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