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These seemingly pristine (ban sơ, tinh khôi, không bị hư hỏng, còn mới nguyên; tươi, sạch sẽ như mới) winter treats are laced with petrified (biến thành đá, hóa đá; làm sững sờ, làm chết điếng) bird turds (cục phân chim).

An Iowa meteorologist (nhà khí tượng học) is imploring (van nài) the public to refrain from munching (nhai tóp tép, nhai trệu trạo) on icicles (cột băng, trụ băng) this winter –claiming they’re full of feces.

“Please don’t do that,” pleads Sioux Falls weatherwoman Katie Nickolaou in the viral clip, which depicts a blurred-out TikToker crunching an icicle like a carrot. “I’m a meteorologist I should know.”

And here’s why, apparently: “When icicles form, it’s from water that melts off your roof and runs down the side of a building,” said Nickolaou. “You know what else is on your roof? Bird poop. A lot of it.”

As she points out, that fecal runoff freezes in the ice like an excremental (phân) slushie. So anyone attempting to enjoy one of nature’s popsicles (kem que) is inadvertently “eating poop,” per the clip.

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