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11 Jun, 2021
các vận động viên tranh tài 2021 Tokyo Olympics sẽ được phát miễn phí... bao cao su :D, nhưng ban tổ chức khuyến nghị đừng có dùng ngay ở làng vận động viên... :D
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athletes competing in the 2021 Tokyo Olympics and Paralympics will still be given condoms, as four Japanese manufacturers will be supplying competitors with a total of 160,000 condoms.
In and of itself, this isn’t so strange. Athletes staying in the Olympic Village have been being provided with condoms since the 1988 Seoul Olympics, and it’s pretty much an open secret (bí mật mà ai cũng biết) that lodging a huge group of young, physically fit individuals in close proximity to one another for two weeks usually results in plentiful copulation (sự giao cấu). However, many are already questioning whether it’s safe to be holding the Olympics in the first place during a pandemic (đại dịch), and encouraging athletes to get naked (trần truồng, khỏa thân) seems like an unnecessary additional risk.
However, the Tokyo Olympics Organizing Committee insists that its distribution of condos is completely compatible with proper social distancing (giãn cách xã hội) protocols. Why? Because they don’t want athletes to use the condoms while they’re at the Village at all, clarifying;
“Our intent and goal is not for athletes to use the condoms at the Olympic Village, but to help with awareness by taking them back to their own countries.”
In other words, the Olympic condoms are meant to be souvenirs from the competitors’ time in Japan, which they’ll enjoy using once they’re back home. Sort of like how you might pick up a box of Japan-exclusive KitKats at Haneda Airport to share with your friends after a trip to Japan, except that instead of putting the souvenir in your mouth (thay vì cho quà vào mồm), you’re putting it around a penis.
▼ “So long (tạm biệt)! Remember me (nhớ tới tôi khi xxx nhé) the next time you’re about to have sex!”
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