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Lấy lại cảm hứng "yêu" giữa mùa dịch
25 Jul, 2021
gọi tên chàng là Fauci nhé... ;)
thậm chí hơn thế, mua mặt nạ Fauci cho chàng đeo khi "làm chuyện ấy"... :D
Another girl did ask if she could call me Fauci during sex. She said it with a straight face (mặt lạnh tanh, nghiêm túc). I pretended that I didn’t hear and kept going, because how do you even address that? I’m not going to say yes, because that’s going to be weird. And if I say no, that kills the vibe. She didn’t say anything else, and she never called me Fauci. I think the only way you can make that weirder is if she had brought a Fauci mask and asked me to put it on.
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làm tình mà vẫn đeo khẩu trang,
được 30 giây thôi :D
I am in an open relationship; my boyfriend lives in New York. I have, like, maybe five or six friends-with-benefits in a normal year, globally. I went home for a month to LA, and I have a friend there. That was sort of a struggle because it’s the same conversation: Have you been behaving during the pandemic? We did actually attempt some Covid-safe sex. So, like, keep the N95 mask on, don’t face each other. In the back of my head, I knew we weren’t going to keep doing it, but it was also a way to keep it exciting. Like, we could try this new kinky (lập dị, đỏng đảnh) thing where we leave the masks on and see where that goes—maybe the withholding would be its own sort of pleasure. That lasted for, like, 30 seconds before we just did our normal thing [rimming]. And one of the few things the CDC has been very clear about—that is a very high-risk activity, don’t do it.
làm việc ở nhà -> làm tình vào buổi trưa, tối làm bù :D
“Sex is something one always enjoys, but when the urge strikes and you’re right there and can take care of it, it’s really ideal—like, what else do you want to kind of energize in the middle of the workday? We’ve kinda made a habit out of it. At lunchtime, two or three times a week. We make some pretext to both be in the bedroom at some time, so that’s kinda the joke—it’s like, ‘Would you come look at this thing?’ Or ‘Do you want to take a break?’ It’s usually pretty quick. A lot of people I know, their relationship went sour. Ours really improved, also because we decided to get married.
“Now people are basically saying, ‘We’re not going to go back to work five days a week,’ and so that becomes a question: Do we plan to have the same days at home so we can have sex in the middle of the day? That’s a good idea, right? The thing that distracts (xao lãng) you during the day—and this is everybody—your mind (trí óc) wanders off (đi vẩn vơ, lang thang) and you start thinking about sex. So to be able to address that urge (sự thôi thúc) . . . helps with focus. If I’m going to work at the end of the evening, it’s nice to have sex right before that. Nothing makes me feel more focused than that.”
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3 con ở nhà, không đi học -> làm tình với chồng ở oto...
“This is going to sound so nerdy, but my husband keeps track of how often we have sex (cứ mỗi lần làm tình lại đánh dấu vào lịch ở iPhone). He has notes on his iPhone. He loves figures and statistics. So I know we are having way more sex in 2021 than we did in 2020, and 2020 was way more than 2019. March and April of 2020—it was scary. We clung to each other a little more closely than pushing each other away. For us, sex is an expression of taking care of one another.
“We have three kids. They’re home most of the time. Our bedroom wall is against one of my son’s walls, so we are constantly getting creative on where and how to do it. We have a lot of morning sessions, so showers and bathrooms. We like to do it outside. In the car, in our hot tub. There have been a lot of close encounters.
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dọn đến sống chung với chàng... và vợ của anh ấy :D
“My partner and his wife are in their fifties. I was coming apart. He was like, ‘Well, you could test, quarantine, and move in here for a couple weeks.’ We talked about the logistics for about a month. How will we do laundry, together or separate? How will we sleep? The first time, I stayed in the finished basement with its own entrance until I got my test results, then moved to the upstairs guest room. Early on, it was hard for her to see us being goofy, hugging in the kitchen, or hearing us having sex through the walls (nghe vọng tiếng làm tình ở phòng bên). But she knows just because he’s having sex with me doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to have sex with her or doesn’t love her.
“We started off alternating between me and his wife every night. That got overwhelming for all of us. Now it’s two days with each of us. Often on Sundays, we all pull out our calendars; they use paper calendars, and I use Google.
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bình thường sau giờ làm thì đi bar, giờ không đi được thì... thủ dâm :))
“I have not had any sex life—I have not even kissed anyone. I do not sleep with men on a first or second date (không bao giờ ngủ với giai ngay buổi đầu hẹn hò). At the beginning of quarantine, I bought a dildo (dương vật giả), and oh, my God, it is the largest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. It’s like the size of my arm—just comically large. I don’t know what to do with it. It’s sitting in my underwear drawer, this huge, pink dildo. So that was a fail. But I have three or four trusty vibrators. Those have definitely gotten used. When you’re working from home, it’s hard to put your computer down at the end of the workday and transition (làm việc ở nhà, khó mà đóng máy tính đúng giờ vào cuối ngày và chuyển sang việc khác). Masturbation (thủ dâm) is something to turn my brain off. Before this, I was never the person who would be out at a crowded bar bumping into strangers. But I’ve found myself craving that. I cannot wait to get out to a bar and meet a sweaty stranger.”
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