Kiếp sau tay sẽ có 9 ngón đấy

nam thanh niên thụy sĩ 20 tuổi bị tràn khí màng phổi phải vào viện cấp cứu vì... thủ dâm quá nhiệt... :))
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This is not the happy ending for which he was groping (nắm, tóm).


A 20-year-old man survived after being admitted to an intensive care unit (phòng điều trị tích cực) with an excruciating (đau nhói) lung (phổi) injury brought on by overly aggressive masturbation (thủ dâm quá mạnh bạo).

The self-loving (tự sướng) Swiss citizen recently rushed himself to Cantonal Hospital, in the city of Winterthur, after experiencing “crunching” pain and a shortness of breath (khó thở) amid his solo stroking session.

Subsequent X-rays revealed the man was suffering from spontaneous pneumomediastinum (tràn khí màng phổi) — a painful but typically “benign disease” whereby air leaks from the lung and becomes lodged in the rib cage, the Journal of Thoracic (ngực, ở ngực) Disease reported.

Science Direct described the autoerotic (thủ dâm) emergency as “a rare condition that usually affects young men in their twenties.” Researchers added that smokers are at an increased risk of SPM, which can be brought on by violent coughing, excessive vomiting or strenuous (đòi hỏi cố gắng lớn; căng thẳng, vất vả) physical exercise.

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