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Man And Wife
20 Jul, 2014
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!
If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:
- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
Pappu: Dad, I got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “I am talking to my wife”
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage. She said - “Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
Listening To your Wife… is like reading terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"
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| Photo courtesy U.S. Embassy New Delhi. |
The sweetest message
Husband to wife : You should learn to embrace your mistakes…
She hugged him tightly…
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