Journey in Life: 04/11/18

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

"A man who lets his problems get the better of him is like a man who divorces his wife the first time she makes him angry" nghĩa là gì?

'A man who lets his problems get the better of him is like a man who divorces his wife the first time she makes him angry'
~ ngạn ngữ Malaga

= không kiểm soát được vấn đề của mình thì cũng như một người ly dị vợ ngay lần đầu tiên cô ấy làm cho anh ta tức giận

-> phải biết kiềm chế, không phải dẫm vào cứt là chặt ngay chân của mình :D

Photo courtesy pixabay.

Cũng là cái lỗ

một người đàn ông, bị quay phim, đang làm tình với... lỗ gôn thứ 9, ảnh đây,
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Hopefully you don’t love it as much as this man, who was filmed ‘having sex with the ninth hole while pleasuring himself with the flag pole’. 

Steven Gayton, who was trying to complete the 18-hole course, noticed the man lying on the grass in the rain with his trousers around his knees.

After about a minute the man places the flag back into the hole and gets up from the ground before pulling his trousers back up.

...‘Very strange. Who knows what goes through peoples heads. That’s definitely a game of golf I will never forget.

Stephen Riley said: ‘That must have been his hole-in-one prize!’
Daniel Higgins said: ‘Someone is excited for The Masters.’
David Evans joked: ‘To be honest, most would choose this over actually playing golf.’

Cho bạn gái 'mụn giộp'

ah, đó là thú nhồi bông (kích cỡ hàng triệu lần) các siêu vi mụn giộp... (bệnh lây qua đường tình dục), do một công ty đồ chơi ở Anh nghĩ ra...
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Photo credit: GIANTmicrobes.


Itchy, inflamed, scabby, swollen: These are all words commonly used to describe sexually transmitted diseases.

However, a toy company is rebranding STDs as 'charming' and 'cuddly' with a line of stuffed animals based on venereal diseases in honor of STD Awareness Month in April.

A bright yellow sunflower-shaped herpes and pink syphilis spiral are just a couple of the toys sold by GIANTmicrobes, a company founded to help teach kids about illness 'in an entertaining and adorable way.'

-> they would make a great gag gift for anyone who wants to be able to say: 'I gave my girlfriend herpes,' :)

Bài trước: To eat or not to eat