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We’ve all, at some point complained about how our job is way too hard and too shitty (bẩn thỉu, kinh tởm; đê tiện, bần tiện, đáng khinh), all the while meaning it metaphorically, of course. Well, thank the lord for metaphors, because for some people, their job can be shitty (như cứt), quite literally (theo nghĩa đen).

Take, for instance, Dr Tom who is a vet (bác sĩ thú y). Now you might think of his job as one dealing with cute cuddly animals and getting to pet as many dogs and cats as he wants, but it’s not just that.

According to LADbible, one fine day, he was sent to treat constipated (bị táo bón) elephant Lana at the Elephant Nature Park in Chiang Mai, northern Thailand. Long story short, the elephant was relieved, but Dr Tom, not so much.

Once relieved, Lana’s poo bombarded (bắn phá, ném bom, oanh tạc) the poor doctor’s face, and rest assured, nothing prepares you for shit like that.

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