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Astronauts have been warned against masturbating (thủ dâm) in space over fears female astronauts could get impregnated (mang thai) by stray fluids.

There are strict guidelines (hướng dẫn nghiêm ngặt) over “alone-time” onboard in zero gravity. Scientists have warned even the slightest rogue droplet could cause chaos on board.

Late night TV host Conan O’Brien waded into the uncomfortable topic while interviewing a NASA engineer, asking him if he had ever sent porn to the International Space Station.

“No, none of that,” the scientist, Smythe, said.

“Does porn work in zero gravity? It goes everywhere,” Conan probed.

“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session ... it finds its way,” the scientist continued.

Sex and masturbation in space is a logistical nightmare (ác mộng), with problems (vấn đề) ranging from floating fluids (tinh dịch trôi nổi) to shrinking manhoods (chim teo), according to US astronomer Dr John Millis.

He compared sex in space to having intercourse while “skydiving”, but added that it was “not impossible”.

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