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A retired welder (thợ hàn về hưu) whose phone hasn't rung for months because friends think he is dead realised the error after discovering his own gravestone (bia mộ) erected by his ex-wife. 

'People think that I'm dead,' said Alan Hattel, 75, from Tayside, Scotland. 'My phone hasn't rung for three or four months. I've been confused (bối rối, khó hiểu) by it all but now I know why nobody has been calling. 

'I don't even want to be buried (không muốn bị chôn) - I plan to be cremated (dự định được hỏa táng).'

Mr Hattel declared: 'I'm still alive', as he stood beside his headstone and said reports of his death had been greatly exaggerated (thổi phồng, cường điệu).

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